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‘ what the hell are you talking about ? ’

"c'mon. don't front like you don't know, rosa. you're better than that."

#dislikespeople #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.#( conner back down )

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"--- yeah," a withering sigh as he slumps in his seat beside rosa's desk. "detective diaz took off like thirty minutes ago to 'process my statement' about max and i got kinda hungry. i was gonna like... über eats some chinese over here but then i saw that fridge and i was like 'oh, okay'. all y'all got is yogurt though... i don't really like yogurt. i mean... i still ate like three of 'em but i hated it. now i'm just kinda... waitin'. do you know when detective diaz’ll be back?" @glorysoaked | one of them was greek with a touch of honey i’m just letting u know

#glorysoaked #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.

"--- yo, captain... mad respect. honestly. it musta' been like... hella hard t'like... come out and shit... and like... i just wanna say, you're prolly an inspiration to like... gay people everywhere. i mean you're certainly an inspiration to ME... even though i'm ... not gay. at all.” a pause. is he perhaps going to stop putting his metaphorical foot in his mouth? nope. “ i wrote, actually, a song about like... you know... equal rights. it's called equal rights. you should check it out, i feel like it'll really speak to you." @glorysoaked | pls deck him, captain.

#glorysoaked #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.#( i'M SORRY ABOUT THIS JUST KNOW ONE IS ALSO COMING FOR TERRY )#( YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND OBVIOUSLY I JUST WANTED TO WRITE CONNER INTERACTING WITH THE NINE-NINE )

"--- i just feel kinda weird 'cause like... i feel like i'm not really vibing with anyone else here? you know? like... it's like no one's really biting... like... no one's on this good good, you know what i'm saying? like... it's prolly crazy though cause... i mean. everyone likes me. right?" @hotlittlepiece | dish time w/ gina

#hotlittlepiece #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.#( icb rosa and jake are out looking for this man's turtle )#( and he's dishing at gina's desk )#( like he knows her or some shit )#( conner get out please )

"DAMN, santiago--- you're steady gettin' it in that pant-suit, girl. hey, tell me somethin'," his voice drops real low as he leans in to speak to her on a more private matter. "---how serious are you about you-know-who? 'cause like... i dunno if you know this but i am hella good at sex when i'm not hungry..." @ownperson | the thread i need

#ownperson #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.#( i can't believe )#( conner4real is about to get his ass kicked by amy santiago )

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" --- so... detective diaz... when're we gonna do this thing?" @dislikespeople | you think i fuckin won’t

#dislikespeople #v. did i mention i'm friends with detectives? | nine-nine au.

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jorm & andy holding hands (~￣▽￣)~

#whip out your nuts and shut the fuck up! | style boyz.#i'm your oldest friend! | owen bouchard.#if he needed me he'd be here. | lawrence dunn.#ever since i was born i was DOPE | conner friel.

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Andy Samberg in Take The 10 (2017, Netflix).

#( i know it's not but it could be older conner )#ever since i was born i was DOPE | conner friel.

silly popstar screenshots: pt. 4/4 andy/conner edition

#andy samberg #the lonely island #popstar: never stop never stopping #popstar #conner4real #conner friel #kid conner

silly popstar screenshots: pt. 3/? andy/conner edition

#andy samberg #the lonely island #popstar: never stop never stopping #popstar #conner4real #conner friel #kid conner

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silly popstar screenshots: pt.2/? jorma/owen edition

#jorma taccone #popstar: never stop never stopping #popstar #the lonely island #owen bouchard

the most elastic face in the world... silly popstar screenshots: pt. 1/? jorma/owen edition

#( i love jorma )#popstar: never stop never stopping #popstar #jorma taccone #the lonely island #owen bouchard #i'm your oldest friend! | owen bouchard.#( conner is still majorly in love... )

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#ever since i was born i was DOPE. | conner friel.

👄 nose then lips

they’d been baking ( cookies, not themselves ). the instructions said prep time would be around fifteen minutes which... as per usual, conner and owen managed to stretch into an hour and a half of playtime. “this is why the rest of the class hates us,” conner had laughed at some point, mid-flour toss. when the treats were finally shoved into the oven and things seemed to calm down, friel settled himself against the counter-top, arms crossed comfortably, while owen disappeared upstairs. that was twenty minutes ago. conner’s lost in his thoughts now, only having moved once to idly chew at the nail of his index finger. when the other man reappears, friel re-animates enough to smile fondly. “still got like five more minutes, man-” he starts, just as owen moves to dot a kiss to his nose. a wider grin forms in response, the popstar dropping his arms altogether to pull bouchard further into his space. the next kiss is on the lips, a little longer and sweeter, and when they break apart, conner’s hands are clasped at the small of owen’s back.

"--- y'wanna wait with me?"

#kydcontact #v. must be doin' somethin' right! | 04.#( conner: overflowing with lOVE FOR THIS SMALL DORK )

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dislikespeople:

name: conner friel alias ( nicknames ): conn, conner4real, kid conner. age: 29. date of birth: 07/27/1988 spoken languages: american. (english) romantic preference: biromantic sexual preference: bisexual occupation: dope ass recording artist/musician/pop rapper criminal record: several counts of public intoxication/nudity, minor charges for vandalism, destruction of property, one minor charge for drug possession (which is why he hired his drug holder). disorders: n/a. eye color: dark brown. hair color: brown height: 5’10”. scars: tiny little scars on his index finger from being bitten by maximus, small burn on his right forearm from cooking class. overweight: no. underweight: no. color: gold. song: rock roll skate, the style boyz food: macaroni and cheese drink: sex on the beach orange juice candy: red vines. had sex: yes. had sex in public: yes. gotten pregnant: no. kissed a boy: yes. kissed a girl: yes. gotten tattoos: yes. gotten piercings: yes. smoked / drank / done drugs: yes / yes / yes. had a broken heart: yes. been in love: yes. needed surgery: yes. stayed up for more than 24 hours: yes. a virgin: no. a cuddler: yes. a kisser: yes. scared easily: yes. jealous easily: hell yeah. trustworthy: mostly. single: thread dependent in a relationship: thread dependent considered mean: no. harmed themselves: nope. thought of suicide: no. attempted suicide: no. wanted to kill someone: yes. hunter the hungry... have / had a job: yes. fears: being a failure, abandonment. siblings: none. parents: aiden and tilly friel. significant other: thread-dependent, canonically ashley wednesday... but lbr, owen bouchard. children: n/a. pets: 1 tortoise (Maximus or Maximus 2 depending on the thread)

#it's conner! | hc.

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Send 👄 + a body part for my muses reaction to being kissed there

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