Somehow, Dan managed to survive high school relatively unscathed despite his embarrassing choice in underwear. Little did he know that his lack of bullying would set him up for the ultimate humiliation when he started college. His three roommates were the typical bros. Theyâd hang around the apartment in nothing but their boxer shorts, drinking cheap beer, and getting riled up over their sexual conquests with the girls on campus. It didnât take long before they realized what a dork Dan was. Heâd seclude himself in his room to study most nights and always managed to keep his undies out of sight. That is until one night, when Dan was brushing his teeth, his roommate Collin discovered his white secret. âSup Dan?â Collin said as he meandered around him to take a piss. âNot much man, just a long day of classesâ. The two didnât say much else while Collin finished up. Dan bent over the sink to spit out the toothpaste and thatâs when Collin noticed Danâs white waistband sticking out. He reached over and grabbed the waistband with one hand, pulling it back slightly. âNo way dude, are you seriously wearing tighty whities?â Dan was a little shocked but didnât think much of it, he tried to play it off cool. âOh uhh yeah dude, only because itâs laundry day though.â âLaundry day, huh? Hey Finn, get in here!â Finn entered the doorway to the bathroom. âWhatâs up Collin? Oh hey, are those tighty whities??? What a dork! Hahaâ âNo dude, itâs just laundry day, Danny boy here swears by it!â âIs that so? You know, when I was in high school, I had quite the reputation for giving out wedgies. Anytime Iâd wedgie a loser heâd insist it was âlaundry dayâ, but thereâs only one way to find out for sureâŚâ Finn slinked away and headed into Danâs room while Collin maintained his grip on Danâs underwear. Not even a full minute later, Finn reappeared in the doorway holding at least a dozen pairs of white briefs in his hands. âLaundry day, huh?â He said mockingly. Danâs heart sank, he didnât even have words to respond, he just hung his head in shame. Collin moved directly behind Dan now, latching both is his hands on Danâs waistband. âLooks like Danny boy here is a little tighty whitey wearing liar. You know what happens to lying losers, Dan? They get wedgies!â Danâs face was bright red now, he was speechless and helpless, all he could do was look in the mirror at his embarrassing predicament. He could see the glee in Collinâs eyes, but nothing would prepare him for what he was about to endure. âItâs wedgie time!â Collin shouted as he yanked Danâs briefs sky high. Within an instant he was forced up on his toes as the white cotton split his butt cheeks and invaded his crack. His balls and dick were crushed and pulled backwards into a tight wad of fabric. He instinctively grabbed his balls, hoping to gain some relief, but thatâs when Finn stepped in and held his wrists against the bathroom sink. âNo way man, youâre gonna take this wedgie!â âItâs what you get for wearing tighty fuckin whities!â Collin added as he bounced Dan like a yo-yo by his briefs. Up and down, up and down, Danâs ass was on fire, and his tormentors laughed their asses off which just egged them on further. âFinn I bet we could hang this dork, what do you think?â âOh yeah, heâs due for a hanging wedgie. Letâs get him!â âNO GUYS! Wait! Please! IâLL DO ANYTHING!â Dan was begging and screaming at this point, which only encouraged Collin and Finn. âDude get on the other side of the door, Iâll hoist him up and you grab his waistband from there!â Collin managed to lift Dan up against the door, while Finn grabbed his waistband and pulled it over the top, latching it on the hook that faced out into the hallway. Dan was mortified. He looked up and met Collins eyes, âplease dude⌠I canât take anymore, my ass is killing meâŚâ âSorry bro, but if you wear tighty whities around us, youâre going to get wedgied. Thatâs just how it is. Now hang tight, weâll be back tomorrow morning to check in on you, dork.â With that, Collin released his grip on Dan and dropped him into the wedgie. âLater loser! Hahaâ

























