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bi equivalent of femme: doe bi equivalent of butch: stag

There are more for nb bis and such you can look into but there’s the basics! Look I’ve even designed flags you can find if you scroll through this tag! (i didnt come up with the terms)  

1. Sleep anywhere- the bus, the boathouse, in the trailer, anywhere. Time is precious.

2. The blisters on your hands will make handshakes feel more powerful. Or scare people. If nothing else, they allow for good conversation.

3. People are almost always impressed by rowers.

4. If you wake up, there is plenty to do before 7 AM.

5. Perfection may be unattainable, but you can come pretty damned close.

6. The winds matter. A lot.

7. Don’t piss off Mother Nature.

8. Sometimes the littlest people have the strongest voice.

9. 20 seconds of energy, strength and willpower can be just what it takes to succeed. And win.

10. Sunrise is often the most beautiful part of the day and most people miss it.

11. You can do much more than you think you can.

12. If you ignore what your head is telling you, you can do way more than you think you can.

Everything is dragons. Shit.

I’m sorry, I needed a tusk to impress a girl. And on the list of the top three things I’ve done to impress girls, that’s like the least embarrassing.

(Brutally kills a wolf) FEMINISM!

Boy Howdy, look at this ancient circle. It’s where they used to have… uh. Lemonade stands.

(To Uthgred the Unbroken) Holy shit woman, kiss me in the river. It’s romantic, right? There’s the moon, we’re up to our wieners in water. We’re talking about Todd Howard, which gets every woman hot.

Who are you? Are you a very offensive allegory for the Romani people?

We’ll settle down, adopt that orphan child and raise her to be her own punchy lesbian.

(Sing-songing) shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick

If my Uncle Tim right now was raising mammoths for mammoth cheese? That’d be fucking rad. A hell of a lot better than the meth he used to do.

I’m already having a weird day. I just killed a bunch of vegans in that tower and I’m feeling really bad about it.

I don’t have time for this shit. I gotta go up this big goddamn mountain. Another one. Goddamn Nords living on their Goddamn Rocks. Get. On. Our. Level.

(In a fake British accent) I’ve got the buffest legs in all the realm, m’lord!

Jellyfish