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Yennefer: you put the bard on a leash?
Geralt: i did.
Yennefer: why?
Some random person: fucking Blaviken's butcher. Witchers are pigs.
Jaskier: -instant attack mode- SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU COWARD, I WILL DE-BALL YOU, SERVE IT TO YOU IN A STEW AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!
Geralt: that's why.
Yennefer: alright i admit it. I'm impressed.
can I get this tattooed on my retina?
[Geralt and Ciri trying to manage without Yen]
Ciri: Did you separate the egg yolks from the egg whites?
Geralt: Yep! Here are the whites. I put the other part in the sink.
Ciri: Those aren’t the whites! Those are the shells!
Geralt: And what color are they, Miss Know-It-All?

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kyuhyun: I'm so useless
leeteuk: no you're not
leeteuk: you can be used as a bad example
Jaskier: It’s illegal to be better looking than me.
Yennefer: Well shit. guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.
Leeteuk: Don't correct me!
Heechul: Don't be wrong!
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LMAO, the way they just dropped Therica….please.
Anya: *cool superheroes landing*
Therica: somebody kill me please
Geralt: I don’t care about Jaskier. Jaskier was never my friend.
Jaskier: *Gets sick*
Geralt: DOCTOR! I NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR!! PLEASE HELP!!
Witchers are literate. They have to be, to learn about monsters and potion recipes. This can result in some awkward realizations when people see witchers (like Geralt) absorbed in books.
rectoressrita said:
esp cheap novels where he mutters about the monster being written wrong
ehehehe, totally. The wolven witchers share books with inaccurate monster portrayals so they can complain about them together.
“I can’t– you can’t kill a vampire with holy water!? They’re sword oils, not glorified water–”
“I mean… I guess I understand why people think silver kills werewolves– BECAUSE MY SWORD IS MADE OF SILVER, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO KILL THEM YOURSELF.”
“You’re gonna love this one, the vampires are shiny”
ilovemyamatus said:
“Oh yeah you can kill a basilisk with a mirror. If you bash its head in with it.”
“No, you can’t. It would kill you.”
“Was that a challenge?”
*sounds of scuffling as the witchers scramble to be the first one to kill a basilisk with just a mirror*
I THINK I / JP VER
You are important to me.

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What are we looking for again? Blessed silence. Yeah, I don’t really go in for that.
Joey Batey as Jaskier in The Witcher: Season 1 (2019)
YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG
My world is cruel. Unpredictable. You enter. You survive. You die.