claude von bottom

If I eated a brain prion. No I didn’tbecause I did. No I didn’t❤️

hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

are you serious?

accidentally jerking on instead of jerking off and all the cum shoots painfully back in to my penis

hey girl… *perpetuates the unending cycle*

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

How much water did you ADD?!?

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

need you to be not so toughies on me.

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

Certified Library Post

google search Beautiful rocks near me

Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner