she died as she lived

masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality you didn’t have time to be a person before depression and it’s scary having no idea who you are

nico rosberg you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

rated this video is NOT CUTE. the american being filmed has no visible access to a large beverage, which is necessary for an american's habitat and enrichment. without such access, distress is inevitable. please be sensitive in sharing this video :(

blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i don’t lose my silly little mind

silent girl september… sleepy girl september… solitary girl september…

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

advice I give to any bisexual woman: dont tell guys you are bisexual. Dont let men know that. Nothing good come out of it

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

the job market is even worse than i imagined because people have started reblogging this again

Love that they put “a sense of impending doom” as one of the symptoms of a heart attack, like girl, that’s just how it is to be alive these days, you’re gonna have to be more specific

girls be like “im fighting demons” and the demon is a degree they chose for themselves