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“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

You say jizz every time you say oranges.

I wasn’t sure how helpful this would be but then I saw that Die Hard is on here so this flow chart is definitely legit

This list doesn’t have Olive the Other Reindeer so its absolute bullshit

I threw my phone