Queen Mia 👳🏽 🙌

AUDIOSCRAMBLE

*passes blunt

There was this waitress and I stared at her for ages cause she was really hot, another waitress looked at me like ‘yeah I know she’s hot. Calm your gay’

I pray you never lose the goodness in your heart.

That you never lose the love in your soul.

That you never lose the peace in your mind.

Damn

🤔 damn I should be nicer to my mom

Stupid dog! You make me look bad!! Oogaboogabooga!!!! 👺👺👺

Shit.

Damn

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Saying “I have a boyfriend” is more effective than “I’m not interested”  because men respect other men more than my right to say no and that’s pretty fucked up 

This is the biggest lie I’ve ever read. You tell a dude “I have a boyfriend” the first thing out his mouth is either “he don’t let you have friends” or “what he gotta do with me” 😒

“I have a boyfriend” only works on non-Black dudes, tbh. But niggas don’t care, lol. You gotta tell them you’re a lesbian.

If you tell em you’re a lesbian they gon tell you it’s cuz you ain’t had the right dick yet.

You literally have to have 4 back up plans to get out of these situations. They don’t care if you have a boyfriend, they don’t care if you say you’re a lesbian. You have to either become invisible, grow wings and fly, or pretend that you’re interested, take his number and then leave before he tells you call him so he can have yours.

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I always act like I can’t speak English and I start speaking creole and they leave me alone 💁🏾💁🏾

I’m an innocent, praying, this is the day the Lord hath made child of God. You want to talk about the Lord? ….No?.. too bad

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i hope yall guys are reading the shit women have to do to avoid yall

Forreal ^

Messages

I ask for directions then say thank you and run Or I start blinking really long then fast and they think I’m crazy After I learn sign language I’m use that

Wow

The things we have to do because men can’t handle being told no.

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yasssssss ✊🏾

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL! <3

😂😂😂 obama dropped the mic

I love yall lmfaoo

Lol this is beautiful ✊🏾✊🏾

Black History Month in May is lit 🔥🔥🔥

2k16 is the year of black people

It’s lit 🔥

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I love my people

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loving everything about this post 

Love this so much

I love this. I’ve been thinking about celebrating all year long. Black History All Year Around

Ayeee

YYASSS! BLACK HISTORY LIFE YA’LL!!

It’s lit

Yhussssss!!!!!

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