miloš

there are inventive beasts in the dark tonight. dismal faces peak at me from the shadows and tell me that i should be afraid

my knight what troubles you please i implore you just let me know and i will pack an arnold palmer (50/50 tobacco and weed joint) for you to be calmed and soothed by the voice of the great goddess and we can meditate until you have been mollified and pacified and then we can plan your attack on these infernal beasts

the creatures my angel it is always them and yes i will earnestly accept your virtuous gifts if you allow me. the great goddess is my light in times like these where i find myself surrounded by them

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent