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@squigglydigg

WAIT, I DO THIS. IS THIS DIRECTED AT ME

I hope Trüllbus the Crime Eater comes into my house and shoots me, transporting me to Dairy Queen instantly.

Heeeeeey look at this more memes making fun of ace/arospec people I fuckin love it :) Thanks please invalidate me some more :) Mm yes this would be funny if we were just laughing at ourselves but everyone fuckin knows at this point that we’re having a good laugh at (mostly neurodivergent) kids trying to figure themselves out :) Boy oh boy more absurdist attraction jokes so we can brush all that confusion and pain under the rug :) Hahaha those “actually cishets” trying to sneak into the community amirite? :)

Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

Fat woman: *wants to fuck neither of them* Man #2: what th e fucK I just said you weren’t completely worthless you should be fucking grateful I said I would fuck you bc I am extraordinary and a hero for saying it

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Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”