Kurt E. Hummel

Excuse me while I collapse.

But now you’ve got a husband.

That I do, and I couldn't be happier, but... I don't know. It's just a bit weird.

I went to the movies four times today. 

Wait, what?

Um…do stuff with your husband? Hang out with friends? Plan a party? I don’t know…I got nuthin’. 

It’s definitely something I’ve thought about. If it makes you uncomfortable, we can shelf it.

No, no no. Not uncomfortable, just a bit... wow.

Well you asked Princess.

I... um. Is this something you actually want to do?

I guess that would be a little bit frustrating, but at least when the time comes you'll be prepared. I used to wish I'd had some more time in class before I met Eli. 

Tying you down. Teasing you with my mouth. Making you beg. Then I’d ride you. For as long as could and I’d cum right over your chest, your face. I still wouldn’t let you cum though. You’d need to beg some more. When I was satisfied, I’d untie you, turn you over and fuck you hard.

Oh my god.

And if I told you I had thought about it?

Then I'd ask you to tell me, in great detail, exactly what you thought.

Two days in and I already want to quit.

I haven’t forgotten anything of the sort.