crush my love

well u see in my future i marry my girlfriend and we move in a nice loft in london, we have two kids (through alchemy, were lesbians) and one of them will be named mac os catalina 15 and the other windows 95, i show clear favoritism towards the second one because i still hold a grudge from when i couldnt install pathologic on mac and had to use the windows partition, which leads to my wife taking mac os catalina 15 to a fiona apple show (ms apple is now a cyborg) and i take windows 95 to a nine inch nails show (trent has finally mutated into a spider-like sex robot) for their 12th birthday (theyre twins) , on my way home i find that the ugliest stray cat in the world has gotten attached to me so i decide we keep it and call it tor, but tor dies suddenly after a year and when i perform an autopsy in our bathroom i discover tor was actually a drone sent by the government all along to spy on my frequentation of consensual cannibalism forums, and then our loft gets nuked. the end

remeber whenyou didnt have to wash an apple off WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

you used to,, NOT wash ur apple before u eat it????????? do you think whashing fruits/veggies before u eat them was something invented bc of covid19??

if i killedmyself tonight would you cry

Get ready with me to start walking in a random direction and never stop