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STOP putting me in a little jar and shaking it around!!! Its NOT funny!!!!!

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hi :)) do you know when you will open your askbox?
Not for a little while longer! I still have several requests from the last time I opened the askbox, and some lingering nsfw requests here and there!Â
Hi Jam! I've been away from this blog for a long while but I mean to get back into writing here and thus wanted to ask if you could maybe give me a quick promo? I'm currently taking requests and aim to spread a bit of happiness and laughter around. Either way, thank you very much! Please stay safe! :)
Iâm so so sorry for this taking so long! Itâs clear to see that Iâve been away from my own blog for a little while myself!Â
I really hope itâs not too late for this to have any benefit for you, but Iâve always admired your work and hopefully any of my new followers will send a request and see for themselves! I hope that youâre good and well :)
kise's small, innocent s/o is being flirted with by assholes from her class. what would kise doo
Kise always insists on walking you home, but as you currently wait outside for his basketball practice to end, perhaps you should have stayed in the library for a few more minutes.Â
Or just walk home anyways. But you knew that he was just eager to have you to himself for a few more minutes each day, and you couldnât help but give in to his requests.
Your gaze snaps from your feet as you hear someone calling your name; spotting a group of your own classmates approaching, probably taking pity on you as they watch the chill shake you to your very core. âWhat are you doing outside by yourself? Youâll catch a cold yâknow?â One of them asks, eyebrows furrowing in concern.
âIâm just waiting for Kise-kun. They stopped letting non-club members in to watch their practices, so hopefully heâll be here any minute!â You sighed, allowing a few more complaints to pass your lips, as itâs thanks to his constant need for your attention that youâd been kicked out in the first place.
âWho needs a guy whoâll leave a cute girl standing in the cold on her own? Come on, why donât you come with us instead?â He says., inching towards you and towering over your smaller frame. His voice sounds honeyed and sickly sweet, it makes you want to inch away further and just hope your boyfriend can hurry up.
âS-sorry, I-â
â ___-cchiâs a little busy right now.â Kise speaks on your behalf, not hearing everything, but more than enough. His voice is sharp, harsher than he is with you, gripping the shoulder of the one closest to you and peeling him away. Your eyes light up in relief upon seeing him, and with their attention shifted, you rush past them to his side and wrap your arms tightly around his waist.
âSheâll also be busy in the future. Hope you can understand.â He shrugs them off, squeezing your hand and leaving, refusing to let them ruin his time with you. Kise doesnât need ask why you were surrounded by 4 boys, when they refused to see that someone was taken.
As soon as theyâre out of sight, Kise pulls you towards him. Large hands cup your face, caressing the softness of your skin as he leans in to brush his soft lips against, basking in the soft moans you make for him as he kisses you. Heâs tentative, but you can still feel goosebumps rising upon your skin that surely arenât from the cold.
He only pulls away by a fraction, a thumb brushes over your cheek as his golden eyes glimmer with a preposition. â____-cchi, how do you feel about becoming our teamâs manager?â
Completely random headcanon but I think that Kasamatsu is super weak against his partnerâs puppy eyes, and it almost always works out in their favour.Â
Heâll yell at them for being so disorganised when they leave a project to the last minute again, but then they pull that dejected expression and mumble under their breath and before you know it heâs just pulled a full nighter with them to make sure itâs complete.
And if they havenât eaten all day? Heâll snap into mom mode and then make/buy them lunch.
Or heâs swamped with assignments and his partner asks to cuddle. When they top it off with a pout and tell him how much theyâve missed him, heâs be in their arms in seconds. The possibilities are endless.

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Aomine argument headcanons please. With some dialog :)
I couldnât really get the dialog part included as i tried to make the headcanons more general, if youâd like, feel free to request an argument scenario next time and Iâll be sure to include dialog in that!!
Aomine is naturally defensive before anything else, so it takes a lot of effort and reassurance to try and make sure he doesnât take things too much to heart. In these contexts, arguing with him is quite draining and is a drawn out process.
Theyâre either major or petty without much of an in-between. Most of them are resolved within the day, because he really hates the thought of you being sad because of him.Â
He gives in to the silent treatment. Literally every time.
Arguments mainly start due to his own stubbornness, and his occasional refusal to admit to his own mistakes.
Or sometimes its because he hasnât been paying enough attention to your feelings and needs. When heâs stressed he falls into a one track mindset, and struggles to pay proper attention to everything except the one thing thatâs been plaguing his mind.
You used to be able to tell when an argument is down to his own jealousy, because heâll say things which are rude and insulting which heâs never meant just because he doesnât like how easily you affect him. But he made you cry once and it broke his heart, and since then he has never uttered an insult to you since.
At the end of the day, he will always want to make it up to you, because he really, does not want to lose you just because of a fight.
kise's small, innocent s/o is being flirted with by assholes from her class. what would kise doo
Kise always insists on walking you home, but as you currently wait outside for his basketball practice to end, perhaps you should have stayed in the library for a few more minutes.Â
Or just walk home anyways. But you knew that he was just eager to have you to himself for a few more minutes each day, and you couldnât help but give in to his requests.
Your gaze snaps from your feet as you hear someone calling your name; spotting a group of your own classmates approaching, probably taking pity on you as they watch the chill shake you to your very core. âWhat are you doing outside by yourself? Youâll catch a cold yâknow?â One of them asks, eyebrows furrowing in concern.
âIâm just waiting for Kise-kun. They stopped letting non-club members in to watch their practices, so hopefully heâll be here any minute!â You sighed, allowing a few more complaints to pass your lips, as itâs thanks to his constant need for your attention that youâd been kicked out in the first place.
âWho needs a guy whoâll leave a cute girl standing in the cold on her own? Come on, why donât you come with us instead?â He says., inching towards you and towering over your smaller frame. His voice sounds honeyed and sickly sweet, it makes you want to inch away further and just hope your boyfriend can hurry up.
âS-sorry, I-â
â ___-cchiâs a little busy right now.â Kise speaks on your behalf, not hearing everything, but more than enough. His voice is sharp, harsher than he is with you, gripping the shoulder of the one closest to you and peeling him away. Your eyes light up in relief upon seeing him, and with their attention shifted, you rush past them to his side and wrap your arms tightly around his waist.
âSheâll also be busy in the future. Hope you can understand.â He shrugs them off, squeezing your hand and leaving, refusing to let them ruin his time with you. Kise doesnât need ask why you were surrounded by 4 boys, when they refused to see that someone was taken.
As soon as theyâre out of sight, Kise pulls you towards him. Large hands cup your face, caressing the softness of your skin as he leans in to brush his soft lips against, basking in the soft moans you make for him as he kisses you. Heâs tentative, but you can still feel goosebumps rising upon your skin that surely arenât from the cold.
He only pulls away by a fraction, a thumb brushes over your cheek as his golden eyes glimmer with a preposition. â____-cchi, how do you feel about becoming our teamâs manager?â
Surprise bitch,
Iâm so sorry for my absence! Iâd cleared out my savings buying steroids and other medication for my dog back when he was diagnosed, so Iâve been working a lot of overtime to try and get some of them back, since I was planning on using those savings to buy Christmas presents. But itâs way more tiring than I thought itâd be, and Iâve been neglecting everything else, so Iâll try and find a different way to get some of my savings back instead.
I have some very, overdue asks/messages/promos to answer so Iâll be trying to get to those later today! Thanks again to everyone for their patience!
i just found this blog and let me tell you i love your angst(i live for angst, man <3) thankssss
Thank you so much! I have a tendency to randomly want to write it sometimes, so Iâm really glad you like it!!
Yay for Halloween themed requests! For the GoM (minus Kuroko, plus Kagami), the guys and their gf have joined a costumed ghost walk in the city, but they end up in a graveyard and the gf has a phobia for those places (I do T.T)! However, she doesn't want to quit the tour, despite being clearly at unease with being there. What do the guys do to help her getting through it? (It'd be very cute to see how you picture their costumes to be like but it's up to you, sorry if it's too much!) Thank you!
I put their costumes in brackets if thats okay!
Kagami(Sandy and Danny from Grease): Heâs just as scared but he wonât be telling you that. Heâs got to be cool and protect you after all. âR-Really? Youâre scared? W-Well if you wonât quit then you might as well hold on to me, youâll be alright, okay?â
Kise(Bonnie and Clyde): Heâs going to jump on the opportunity to be the cool, shining hero in your eyes, wrapping a hand tightly around yours, and tipping his hat with a wink. âThereâs no need to be scared ___cchi! Iâll keep you safe and sound until this is over~â
Midorima(Doctor and Nurse if you really pushed him): The number of figures he sees lurking in the shadows is unnerving to say the least. He commends your bravery, but when he notices your slight trembling heâs quick to pull you into his arms, pressing your head into his chest as he runs a hand over your hair.Â
Aomine(Clark Kent and Lois Lane): He honestly thought heâd be able to keep his cool, and have you leap into his arms for protection, but heâs doing a terrible job of appearing aloof every time he sees a ghost. Heâll still wrap an arm around you anyways. âItâs okay, ____.âÂ
âDaiki, are you shaking?âÂ
â....â
Murasakibara(Ghostbusters): He hates seeing that look of sheer discomfort on your face. Heâll take your hand in his tightly, and tell you that you should âSqueeze my hand whenever you feel creeped out. Youâll be okay when we leave.â
Akashi(Daisy and Jay from the Great Gatsby): Heâs probably the best person to comfort you, distracting you with little stories here and there of whatever comes to mind, while he urges you to do the same. â___-san, try and think about something else, I promise that Iâll make sure that youâre safe.â

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Hanamiya & his gf w couple costumes? I'm not sure what they would be, but you're amazing so I'm sure you have somethingđ
Thank you so much!! I went with Victor and Emily from the Corpse Bride!Â
âMakoto! Sit still, Iâm almost done.â You say, though youâre more surprised that Hanamiya even let you do his makeup in the first place. He groans, but he already agreed to take you to the party, and he knows for a fact that he wonât be getting out of this one.
You picked up some grey eyeshadow, humming lightly to yourself as you emphasise his lingering dark circles, and although you donât say anything, he knows youâll be forcing him to get more sleep from now on. Your eyebrows furrow in concentration, and despite how cute it is, itâs kind of hard to take you seriously when youâre blue.
âAll done!â You chirp, admiring your own work. âMy very own Victor van Dort!âÂ
Hanamiya gets out of the desk chair, stretching as you kept him there far longer than you probably needed to. âYou always push your luck.â He groans.
âAnd you always let me.â You reply, leaning in to press a quick kiss to his lips, not risking him ruining your makeup just yet.
For the halloween theme, can I ask for werewolf au with the GOM and their human s/o??
Engulfed in his tight embrace, you hum, rubbing soothing circles into Kurokoâs back as a silent promise. âI love you regardless of what you are. A little bit of furâs not enough to make me go running, donât worry.â
His grip on you loosens by a fraction as you kiss his forehead, his growing claws brushing lightly against your forearm. âBesides, I do kind of want to know what a warewolf looks like. Iâm sure youâd be pretty cute.â
âKise-kun. The next time thereâs a full moonâŚâ You begin, curious for an answer even if all his words will be slightly muffled against your skin. He runs his nose against the column of your throat, basking in your sweet scent as he no longer has to be discrete. âCan I stay with you?â
â___-cchi, I canât. I donât want to hurt you.â He sighs, contented with you in his arms, but the plaguing thought of him losing control is one heâd rather not entertain. âBut if you let me scent you, I can learn to control it. So letâs just stay here for now, okay?â
An unrecognisable figure looms over you, responding in growls and barks instead of words as it kneels before you. You promised him you wouldnât be scared, but youâd be lying if you pretended your heart wasnât caught in your throat currently.
A single look into his emerald eyes is enough of a relief for you to reach out to Midorima with a shaky hand, reaching out to pet the fur thatâs surprisingly soft to the touch, and letting him nuzzle into your hand thatâs tiny in comparison.
âI admit, I was a little worried when you told me about this.â You sigh, fingers carding through soft, brown fur. A paw rests at your side, and something tells you that Aomineâs trying to keep his touching to a minimum as you lavish him in attention. âBut now I canât help but think I was overreacting! You really are just a big puppy, arenât you?â
He yaps in protest. You laugh, but you donât take it back.
âAtsushi! What have you done!â Â You cried, spotting the havoc heâd wrought in the middle of a transformation. Deep, claw marks embedded themselves into the couch, shards of glass littering the floor amongst countless papers, some torn.
You try to take a step forward, but a sharp yelp stops you in your tracks. Instead, he walks to you and kneels in front of you, nudging you away from the glass with a head hung low in apology. You sigh, scratching behind his ears once as you swear heâll be cleaning this up when all is said and done.
âSei? Are you awake now?â You ask, he tosses and turns against your lap.
â____?â Akashi asks, eyelids fluttering through his disorientation. âWhat happened?âÂ
âYou turned into a warewolf again. Or at least, I think you did. When I got back home your clothes were in a tattered state. I missed the entire thing.â You reassure him. Even though he never kept secrets from you, he never wanted to let you see him shift. You wondered if he thought youâd be ashamed. âYou should go back to sleep. Call in sick for work today and spent time with me instead.â You suggest, and from his slight smile, he seems to like that idea.
Team Too (Minus Aomine), Mayuzumi, and Haizaki react when their s/o shows off her freaky Halloween costume (fake blood, weapon prop, etc.) "Doesn't it look cool?" she asks
Sakuraiâs brown eyes widen when they settle on you, his entire face stiffening when he hears your sweet  voice underneath the horrendous costume. The entire situation is far too disturbing for comfort, but he wouldnât dare hurt your feelings, so he musters the courage to look right at you and tell you that youâd done a good job, (just maybe a little too good).
Wakamatsu is seriously impressed, he honestly finds it hard to believe that itâs his girlfriend underneath all your hard work.Â
â___-chan, howâd you do this?!â He asks, lightly tracing the ârotting fleshâ with his thumb, âYouâve got to show me? Please, if you have time, try it on me too!â
Jumping on the spot, Susa pushes you away by the shoulders before he takes a closer look, and seeing the eyes he could recognise anywhere. But once he realises you were going to kiss him, he gently presses his lips against your forehead. âYeah, it does look pretty cool.â
âDid you get a new haircut?â Imayoshi jokes, refusing to tell you just how unsettling you look in costume, from the stage makeup thatâs eerily realistic, to the blunt, bloodied weapon in your hands. You giggle as he lightly trails his fingers over your face, admiring your hard work, but also reminding himself that itâs just latex.
Mayuzumi stares. He just stares and analyses everything youâve done to look so inhuman, ignoring his own unease. He allows the silence to drag out for a few more moments while you anticipate an answer, before turning straight back to his book. Despite your disappointed whines, you still notice the slight upturn to his lip, while he says that you did always have a talent for that sort of thing.
âI guess cool is one way of describing it, babe.â He trails off, in one of the rare instances where he doesnât want to admire your cute face. But your eyes are wide in anticipation and he knows he canât leave you hanging like that.â You look like a serial killer.â You just hope that that was a compliment
scary movie sleepover headcanons please!! With some of the team captains, Hyuuga, Kasamatsu, Imayoshi, Okamura, and Nijimura <3
I hope you meant separately rather than one big sleepover!!
Hyuuga actually has nightmares pretty easily, which is something youâll find out today.Â
His reaction to the movies you pick are pretty lacklustre, but heâs tossing and turning in the middle of the night to the point where you have to wake him up and calm him down.
Heâs the kind of person who opens up easily at night time, so you might end up having deep conversations about your feelings until 4AM.
Heâll always wake up first to bring you breakfast in bed(and maybe a kiss on the forehead to wake you up)
Kasamatsu always falls for jumpscares, so donât never let him hold the popcorn.
He always watches movies with his brothers to calm them down while heâs stuck on babysitting, so heâll make the best preparations for movie marathons, heâll order takeout and buy all your favourite snacks and drinks.
If thereâs something that he somehow left out, heâll make it for you(but if itâs hot chocolate you ask for, you will be kicked out.)
Imayoshiâs kisses always leave you wanting more, and with his tendency to sneak in a few kisses when youâre distracted, you probably wonât be paying much attention to anything that isnât him(he kinda likes it that way).
Even if youâre not that scared, you know he loves it when you tightly hug his waist and let him wrap an arm around you for protection.
Okumura is honestly the best person to have a sleepover with.
Your comfort and happiness is of complete priority, so heâs going to order your favourite foods, make desserts with you, and make sure you have lots of blankets, pillows, popcorn and drinks on hand while watching your favourites.Â
Heâs not honestly the best fan of scary movies, but anythingâs worth it for all the cuddles and kisses you give him. Fall asleep in his arms and he can die happy.
Nijimura is immediately going to offer you some of his clothes to wear if you forgot to bring a spare set (which you do far too often to be called coincedence because he has some of the comfiest clothes youâve ever touched).Â
He loves seeing you all snuggled up in his things though, so the whole situation is a win.Â
Heâs perfectly fine with old school, cheesy horror movies, but anything psychological will mess him up a bit more than heâd like to admit. He prefers to have you in his lap when he watches movies with you, mainly to use you as a pillow.
Halloween themed asks!
First of all, I wanted to thank all my followers for being so patient and understanding while I was gone. Even though tumblr ate a few asks here and there, everything you guys told me means so much to me, you guys are the best!
I want to do something for Halloween though, and while I still have half term to work on requests I wanted to open the ask box for Halloween themed requests, the majority of which Iâll post on the 31st. The days up until that will be focusing on the requests I took a while ago and trying to get back to a (somewhat) regular schedule.
TL;DR: The askbox is open for halloween/supernatural centric requests. Usual rules still apply!Â

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Kasamatsu x Reader
This was supposed to be a birthday gift to my darling senpai @ourneverendingpossibilities, but it ended up being super late! Thank you for being so sweet and patient Tia! I hope you like it!
To say the least, you werenât expecting it. The team captain who youâd regarded as responsible for quite literally kicking the gaudy arrogance out of your childhood friend, was also your soulmate. The same person who had apparently kicked him, yelled at him and treated him like any other irritating first year, was stood in front of you, sharp blue eyes gone meek as- was he trembling?
Perhaps Kise left out a few other details.
This is just a random Hayama drabble based off of this adorkable headcanon by @k-noelle, writing this was definitely a lot of fun!
â____-chan! Over here!â Hayama calls out to you, clearly on his best behaviour as his voice is suppressed to just below a yell. You donât have the heart to calm him down, infectious, near childlike glee wraps around his every word and youâd do just about anything to keep that happiness in his voice.
Humming so he knows you heard him, you walk to the other side of the centre to see your smitten boyfriend, cooing over a little brown Dachshund. âHeâs perfect!â He cries, and the puppy yaps in seeming agreement, tail wagging furiously at Hayamaâs attention as he pets him. âHeâs almost as cute as you!â
Crouching down, a smile tugs at your lips as you reached out to gently rub behind the puppyâs ears, and it nuzzles against the warmth of your touch and stares at you with wide brown eyes. âMaybe we should ask them if we can take him?â He asks, clearly seeing a match made in heaven.
 âAre you saying that you want him?â You ask, pleased when he nods vigorously, and slightly relieved that he finally set his sights on a puppy you could realistically fit in a 1-bedroom apartment. His fingers lace around your own gingerly, only to squeeze tightly around the reaffirmation of your warmth.Â
âItâs kind of like starting a family of our own, donât you think?â
âI think babies would be pretty different, Koutarou.â You giggled. âAnd a hell of a lot more grief.â Heâs heard it a thousand times before, but he still swoons at the sound of his own name by your lips.
Leading you by the hand to sign the adoption papers, and organise the home visit, your words plague the back of his mind. He knows youâre right and heâs just getting ahead of himself, but he canât think of anyone else heâd want to spend his life with.
He just hopes that you feel the same.