★ please kill me now ★

let’s bone satan again chris

((THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEW START FOR 102 AND YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS AGAIN))

yELLS GRASS DICKS WITH BONERS FROM THE DUST AND ASHES

oh my gosh i'm in love with the second idea of a collaborative bg ; o; !! maybe something of all the special numbers plus the first and last number of every batch? a collective bg would also fit better with the theme of a fandom created by its members, so that not just one person is getting the credit for the final ''winning'' result ;; 

W E THINK OF ALL THESE AUS WHERE EXO AND 13 ARE HEART-BREAKING BES T FRIENDS BUT IN ACTUAL FANPRO THEY’RE LIKE "oh it’s this little shit again why’s he runninG AROUND NAKED WITH A GIANT CROSS"

I JU ST IMAGINE D IT RAINING HEAVILY WHEN EXO CATCHES HIS GIRLFRIEND CHEATIN G ON HIM SO WH EN HE GOES TO 13’S HOUSE HE’ S JUST STANDING AT THE DOORWAY SOAKIN G WET AND ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN- ALL AROUND LOOKING LIKE A MESS- AN D 13 HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIM AND BRING HIM WARM&DRY CLOTHES AN D COMFORT HIM BYE

Like ya know they just broke up now they’re back together he goes and buys her a nice trinket or something and goes to surprize her and then sees her doing a bad and then he just drops the thing and runs and maybe the trinket could break to symbolize his broken heart or the breaking of their relationship or some deep stupid thing and 13 gets a little gay and holds onto exo liek a hug n stuff trying to calm him down and lets him stay the night and chill and takes care of him a bit and then when exos left alone or leaves he thinks about all the stuff 13s been doing for him and how he’s there and he listens and he knows to much about him and they get along so well ~

WHAT IF A FANPRO AU WHERE 13 IS A BARTENDER AND EXO IS A REGULAR THAT COMES IN AND TALKS TO HIM A LOT ABOUT HIS LOVE LIFE AND 13 SLOWLY GETS TO KNOW HIM 

A T FIR ST I WAS CRYIN ABOUT HOW CUTE THI S IS BUT THEN I IMAGINED 13 ACTUALLY SUCCESSFULLY HELPING EXO GET HIS RELATIONSHIP BACK AN D WHEN EVERYTHING’S BACK TO BEFORE IT’ S LIKE HE HAS NO CHANCE AT GETTING CLOSE TO EXO ANYMORE AND HE FEELS GUILTY ABOUT IT BC HE SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT EX O’S HAPPY RELATIONSHIP BU t HE’S ALL CONFLICTED AND B ye

IMAGINE MAGIC ANON S WHERE 13 I S A DEMON AN D EXO IS AN ANGEl

eXO BREAKING DOWN A WALL LIKE "I CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO TELL YOU TO ST-- holy fuck he;s cute is he allowed to be cute"

YE AS THE ALPHA

OH YM GOD REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN EVERYONE CALLED 102 SATAN AND 201 WASN;T EVEN A REAL FANPRO YET

cute avatars for u and ur fucking gay arse satanist lover

i'M LA UGHG I SO HARD RN I WANT TO MAKE AN ICON FAMILY WITH THESE BUT THE POWER OF YE MAY BE TOO MUCH

REMEMBER WHEN THIS FUCKIGN PAIRING WAS A THING I THINK ABOUT THIS SO MUCH I LIE IN BED THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT

OH YM GOD REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN EVERYONE CALLED 102 SATAN AND 201 WASN;T EVEN A REAL FANPRO YET