trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@kuricon
the scooby doo animated film renaissance (around 1998 to 2001) in which zombie island, alien invaders, witches ghost, and cyber chase came out was literally an iconic era in animation history… the disney renaissance whom??
All 4 of those movies are on my all time favorite movies list and probably why I love mystery today
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Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
What happened next??
Awkward silence from everyone
Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name
Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.
Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.
Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.
“…Sapphire…?”
“NO! I’M FUCKING DONE! I’M FUCKING DONE!”
“THIS IS BULLSHIT!” THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!”
“WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS MY LIFE!?”
“I can’t do it, Ruby.”
“…Well, I’ll tell you what, Sapphire. You can give up now, or you can figure it out, because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me.”
“…I APPRECIATE THAT!”
“But look what we’re dealing with, Ruby!”
“Sapphy…”
“You’ve got to draw the line somewhere!”
“…Sapphy…”
“You’ve got to draw a fucking line in the sand, Ruby!”
“Sapphire!”
“You’ve got to make a statement! You’ve got to look inside yourself and say, ‘What am I willing to put up with today?’“
“NOT FUCKING THIS”
Hey! It's been a while so I just thought I'd say hi! I hope you're doing well(:
Yeah it has been a long time I suppose. 😅 I'm doing well but I guess I just don't use tumblr alot anymore. How are you? I hope you're great too 💖
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if i was hillary my concession speech would just be me saying “what the fuck, guys? What the actual fuck?” for 20 minutes
The only map that matters
When your parents find you still on the computer 5 hours after you said you’d go to sleep.
it’s been a while since a president has been assassinated it’s time to spice things up in that area
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rpdr all stars 2 episode 7
*elimination time*
detox: ...alyssa who has also been slaying...
me: yes go baby bye bye roxxy
detox: and then roxxy my bestfriend...
me: wait
detox: so i chose
me: wAIT
detox: alyssa
me: whAT THE FUCK
Alaska owes detox 10,000 dollars
KATYA THREW THE FUCKIN SUN AT ALASKA MMMKAYYYY. BIGGEST BURN AND SHADE IN HISTORY.
Spooky Snooty Cute Patootie!
(she is transparent!)
My life
DashCon 2014 was a ton of fun and super great (◡‿◡✿)
The admins did their best to make everything as wonderful as they could (◡‿◡✿)
There were no fights or arguments, just all love (◡‿◡✿)
If you shit talk about DashCon 2014, I will find you and skin you (ʘ‿ʘ)✿
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
We’ve always been at war with Eurasia
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the soundtrack for this movie is very poorly chosen
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
