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"Don't be silly Apollo. We had something much better than a permit. We had a hot summer day and the perfect illegal substance to make sure Gumshoe looked the other way," Who knew cops took bribes in lemonade!

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"Don't be silly Apollo. We had something much better than a permit. We had a hot summer day and the perfect illegal substance to make sure Gumshoe looked the other way," Who knew cops took bribes in lemonade!

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Snarky RP-Starters
“Now is not the time.”
“You’re not being helpful.”
“And you couldn’t mention that any earlier?”
“The only skill you have is that you know how to be in the way.”
“I know exactly what I’m doing.”
“At least I’m capable of admitting I’m wrong.”
“And it didn’t occur to you it might be important?”
“Thanks, you’re helpful. And five minutes late!”
“Shut your mouth for once.”
“Is thinking too much asked?”
“You better fix that right now!”
“For once in your life, use that thing inside your head. The one called ‘brain.’”
“Great, you’re just what I needed.”
“Oh, and you’re so great yourself?”
“If you hadn’t come, I would’ve managed just fine.”
“I need you like I need a hole in the head.”
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
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(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters
aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”
“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
“You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
“I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
“You look really cute in that sweater.”
“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
“No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
“God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
“Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
“First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
“Could you hold my hand?”
“You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
“I really love holding you, darling.”
“That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
“Your lips are really warm.”
“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
“Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
“Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
“You don’t need to leave so soon.”
“You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
“You make me so happy.”
“Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”
“You made these cupcakes for me?”
“I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
“Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
“You make me feel so damn gushy.”
“How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
“Would you mind if I kissed you?”
“Are you sugar personified or something?”
“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
“Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
“Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
“I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
“I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”
Writer’s choice
Send a name and a sentence xx
@kurainburdened sent: “Uh oh. I’m not sure we can girlboss our way outta this one Tharja,”
"Oh no." The woman's reply comes flatly. Worse than a tepid soda left overnight to the elements. She's not disappointed at all, is she? Dark gaze passes from the other to that which has decided to antagonize them. Rude, really. Couldn't they tell that Tharja and Maya were in a hurry?
Tch... maybe they were trespassing. So what of it?
"Then there's no other option than to move on to girlmurder."
Ruh roh raggy! If she didn't do something quick, there was going to be a bigger mystery to solve than some stolen spell books.
"Slow down there cowgirl," Maya tugged on Tharja's arm before it could be used to be cast whatever fatal spell she had in mind. "How about we settle for girl-aggravated-assault, huh? These two are kinda cute. It'd be a shame to let such pretty faces go to waste,"

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"Your sister?" Apollo knew of Ms Fey's sister, but not much more than the sparse details that she was a lawyer who had owned their office before Mr Wright had inherited it. He couldn't guess what Ms Fey saw in him that would remind her of Mr Wright's former mentor, so he clarified with one of the few other facts he had mentally filed about her: "The woman who owns Mr Charley?" "You... mean that in a good way, right...?" With the comparison to Mr Wright in the same breath, he couldn't be sure.
There was something a little heartbreaking in the way Apollo fought to conjure a firm image to attach her compliment to. He had no idea who her sister was, did he?
Back when Maya first came down the mountain, every public servant around practically worshipped the ground Mia walked on. It had been a bittersweet experience. On one hand, she was proud to know that everyone else could see just how amazing she had always known Mia to be. On the other, with her sister gone, they all looked at her in the same way the women of her village had when her sister had left to be a lawyer. They looked at her with eyes that said 'You're sister was so great. Why do we have to be stuck with you?'
As the years went by those looks were but a distant memory. Maya had always thought it was because she had proven herself. Seeing Apollo barely able to even place a face to the name, she wondered if that wasn't the case. Maybe she hadn't been distinguishing herself in the way she thought. Maybe her sister was just being forgotten.
Now 'The Genius Lawyer and Spirit Medium Prodigy Mia Fey' was reduced to 'Negligent Plant Parent' His initial question gave her a laugh in spite of how it unintentionally stung.
Apollo looked at her uncertainly, his expression belying the anxiety that felt like a mirror to her own. Well, even if Mia was being forgotten, Phoenix, and now Apollo, were carrying her spirit in them. Wasn't that enough?
Maya smiled at Apollo fondly. "I mean it in the best way," she replied earnestly. "You're doing great Apollo. You're allowed to have a bit more confidence in yourself, you know?"
"OH . . . MAYA!" HE HAD BEEN EXPECTING THE PROFESSOR, so seeing a flash of purple clothing and dark hair in the corner of his eye instead is a mild surprise. It might have been wrong of him to assume, and it would be too impolite to say (a gentleman does not question a lady's sleeping habits!) but he hadn't exactly taken her for an early morning person.
"Can you not sleep? I'm preparing our morning tea for the Professor and I. Would you like some?" On this particularly rainy day during their stay in Labyrinthia, most would probably find it perfect weather to sleep in. Luke had been trying to curb his own sleeping habits in recent months and rise much more early—with varying success . . .
@kurainburdened gets luke!
The implication in his question wasn't lost on her. He wasn't the first nor would he be the last person to assume that Maya was a late starter. She was never quite sure where the assumption came from. After all, she was a diligent girl and a hard worker to boot.
On another day she might have puffed her cheeks indignantly but she was in a good mood, as she often was in the morning. The storefront had been swept, the bread baked, and the toilet scrubbed. The afterglow of a job well done had left her in high spirits. The offering of a snack didn't hurt either of course.
Maya graciously took the seat next to him and gave a good natured laugh. "Sleep is for the weak Luke! Besides bread doesn't exactly bake itself. Do you smell that?" Maya gave a dramatic whiff, taking in the pleasant smell of fresh pastries that had wafted into the common room. "That is the fruit of my labors! Waking up early is a must for an Ace Bak- ergh, spirit medium. Ace spirit medium," She corrected herself and frowned. That's right, she was a spirit medium. Why did spirit mediums need to wake up early again?
She took a thoughtful sip of tea and her eyes widened. "Luke, you made this yourself? You could make a living off this kind of tea! I'm not sure the kind of bank a 'gentleman' makes but if it doesn't pan out, you could totally move to LA and open up a boba shop for sure!"
I love learning about people’s muses all I wanna do is jump in call with someone and ask a ton of questions
So in lieu of that. Like this if I can send a bunch of hc asks to you?
Yall ever think about how Maya worked in the office where she found her sister dead for years
like this Maya fey bothering your muse in your ask box

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In all honesty, Apollo had enough snacks stashed all over the office that a couple Jell-O cups were not a huge or even particularly noticeable loss. But it was the principle. "You mean I was wrongly blaming Trucy for stealing my food this whole time?!" Why did this office attract so many hungry girls??? "You could at least have taken Mr Wright's instead of mine!" "... Don't tell him I said that."
"Hey! Let's get two things straight here mister! One, I haven't admitted to anything, so I am innocent until proven guilty! Two, it's very bold of you to assume I haven't already eaten all of Nicks snacks. Speaking of which, yours were much better,"
My biggest vice is being too romance pilled. I have to consistently hold myself back when making asks for people.
Every time I write a prompt for an ask I ask myself. If this is a scenario befitting a shoujo manga don’t do it.
The way I’m writing on here for the first time in 3 years. Hey guys! I’m back!
@toxicorvus
“I see you lack the discerning eye to see the true value of my wares. I shall take my business elsewhere!” Despite the bold proclamation she pauses and side eyes him, expecting to be stopped.
𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽
isn’t easy, but–
It’s ME.

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I’m at work but I’m dropping this here so I can scream about it when I get home later
Me shaking a can: free plots?