most popular girls in school sentence starters
“Is that a fucking gremlin?”
“What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck?”
“I’m gonna sell your organs on the black market!”
“I love the energy guys, love the energy.”
“You wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
“A fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anyone. You, however, I would maim.”
“Are you sure you don’t want a glass of diet air with that?”
“Why do you say ‘how you say’ before words you clearly know how to say?”
“Knock knock! Who’s there? No one! That’s right! Because you are going to die alone!”
“The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.”
“At this rate, I’m gonna be naked on a cross with a sword in my stomach by Study Hall!”
“Fuck no, you guys are assholes.”
“You were supposed to be watching the door!”
“She’s a pencil, she’s a swizzle stick.”
“You can use her as a pool noodle.”
“A girl lost her fucking arms!”
“Oh my god! How could do you this to us?”
“I would apologize but I don’t really give a fuck.”
“This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.”
“The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at [place of business].”
“Oh, that’s funy. Maybe I can show you what your fucking spleen looks like.”
“Amateur porn doesn’t count.”
“How’s your fucking cock-eyed nipple?”
“Heard your fourth death was free. Gotta love those free Netherrealm punch cards.”
“You are the calm breeze of this fuckstorm of a life I’m living.”
“How about you try to be a little more thanking and giving and a little bit less being a bitch?”
“I hope you burn in hell for the shitty things you did today.”
“You’re not the least bit clever.”
“Your only talent is opening your legs up to penises that would rather be inside of me!”
“And a diet coke. No, strawberry shake. No, diet coke. No! BOTH!”
“I’ll suck your dick right now!”
“That went about as well as a lubeless gangbang.”
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