SurprisinglyDark

i know its kind of strange and quirky but i like to listen to music. some times even music from the 1980s

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

its like sid stepping on the last dandelion with his shit encrusted feet

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping

Glenn was the BEST Cruella. Her evil laugh alone is unmatched.

Bring this back in 2019

OH MY BEETLEJUICE 

please reblog this version of this post, this is amazing

@we-cool-beans

@trisomylazarus

@vinceaddams

Heck yeah I love beetlewing embroidery! I’d like to try it someday! You can buy the wing cases by the hundred on etsy.

Having free condoms but not free printing at college shows what they are expecting you to really be focusing on