“ I’m just not gonna get way extracurricular with it.”
“ Try not to get kicked out. “
“ Seize the moment, because tomorrow you might be dead. “
“ Pepper spray is just so passe. “
“ I can not believe you of all people are trying to Scully me.”
“ There is something supernatural at work here. “
“ And the weird behavior award goes to….”
“ While I wait for the feelings in my arms to return. “
“ Hey! You think i’m never lonely because i’m so cute and popular.”
“ I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.”
“ Sometimes when I talk, people are so busy agreeing with me, they don’t hear a word I say.”
“ I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
“ I was kinda hoping you were in a gang.”
“ Think of something cool, tell him I said it.”
“ I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
“ What can I say, I flunked the written.”
“ I’m putting my life on the line, battling the undead.”
“ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.”
“ We saved the world, I say we party.”
“ I’m making it that simple! I quit! I resign! I’m fired!”
“Why did you come here? This wasn’t your fight!”
“ Are you trying to get yourself killed?!?”
“ You can’t leave me. I can’t do this alone.”
“ I’m so sorry I couldn’t kill him for you.”
“ I don’t want him to be lonely. I don’t want anyone to.”
“ I’m destiny-free, really.”
“ Even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the moments.”
“ No one asks for there life to change. “
“ You are the chosen one. You alone can stop them. “
“ In the end you are always by yourself. You are all that you got. That’s the point.”
“ This isn’t an orgy people. This is a classroom.”
“ I can tell something is wrong. My spider sense is tingling.”
“ No it doesn’t stop! It never stops!”
“ Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous?”
“ I have to save the world, again!”
“ I think I was in heaven. And now i’m not. I was torn out.”
“ Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel and touch, this is hell.”
“ Nice to have you back.”
“ If you have information worth hearing, then I’m grateful for it.”
“ What are you prepared to give up?”
“ I’m sick and tired of doing it by myself.”
“ You’re playing some deep odds here.”
“ There are two things I don’t believe in. Coincidences and leprechauns.”
“ You know, I wanna do girly stuff.”
“ So I told him I loved him. I kissed him. And then I killed him.”
“ Raise your hand if ‘ew’ “
“ When did you become Martha Stewart?”
“ Besides I look cute in a tiara.”
“ Humiliation is really good for my color.”
“ Where’s the damn weapon?”
“ I didn’t get this job for my looks, you know.”
“ Don’t you get it? You killed a man!”
“ Don’t you get it? I don’t care!”
“ The count of three isn’t a plan. It’s sesame street!”
“ Your trying to make me mad so I will kill you.”
“ You told me that I was just like you, that I was holding it in.”
“ I don’t think i’ll be taking anymore orders.”
“ I can’t play kid games anymore.”
“ I just don’t wanna lose you.”
“ I don’t mean to play devil’s advocate here, but are you up for this?”
“ How about the part where we kicked some demon ass. I didn’t hate that.”
“ Was that before or after you put her in a coma?”
“ I’m a great cook. In theory. I’ve eaten a lot.”
“ So you haven’t murdered anybody lately, Let’s be best pals!”