Puzzle time goes on

was tumblr uhhhhhhhh always this dark

the female presenting nipples may be gone but the onslaught of porn blogs following me will live on forever. 

video of the year

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

*opens my third eye*  >⋮3c

Is that all you’ve got? >ꙮ3c

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time