Not That Kind Of Bear

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

I’d say I’m disappointed but at this point I’m just impressed

Disappointed of what?

Your girlfriend is rats, Duster

I dropped some food on myself and Boney tried to eat it and

And…?

…

Kuma?

Okay the moral of this story is don’t wrestle a hungry dog for food because they’re very strong and they WILL drag you across the room

I dropped some food on myself and Boney tried to eat it and

And…?

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“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

I’d say I’m disappointed but at this point I’m just impressed

I’m finally allowed to smash guys

Wait