things i like, dont like, etc

The other day an elderly man tapped me on the shoulder as the train we were on was approaching our stop. He asked me if I could help him off because the gap between the train and the platform is too big for him.

He also asked if I live in the city, I told him I don’t. He does. Today, he’s visiting his sister who lives in town, and she was picking him up at the train station.

While we waited together for the next minute or so, he told me a story about how he broke his shoulder a few months ago after he tripped and fell while running to make a crossing light.

He ended with some advice: “Don’t rush”

Anyway then I grabbed his bag and we held hands for a second as I helped him over the gap. As I was asking if he would have any trouble finding his sister, he pointed her out at the bottom of the steps. She was already honking and waving from her car.

i made this quick little 1 min autobiography for my documentary class and i like how it turned out

went camping with my best friend yesterday and then got to swim in the river today!! the river was very dark and made my feet look red when i first walked in it but i rlly wanted to swim so i accepted it! my friend said it was like i was swimming in coke. also did everyone know that coke comes from a plant? he also told me that yesterday when i said i rlly wanted some (the drink!!!😅) anyway i thought the water was gonna be freezing cold bc it was like 10 am when i went in and it was like 60° (?)maybe even less last night but it was actually very nice and my dick didnt shrink to half the size like i expected it to. the river was also super overflowed bc of recent heavy rainfall in the area(he also told me this) so that mightve been why it was warmer than i expected? idk maybe im just not on the pulse of nature like i like to believe. my friend didnt swim with me bc he had already put on his day2 jeans. i asked if he wouldve gone in if he hadnt changed out of his shorts and despite saying no i still think i wouldve been able to bully him into coming with if he was wearing Not jeans (and if we didnt have to finish the hike (barely) out of the campgrounds and get in the car and drive for an hour back to his house). after getting out of the river i had booty beatles* (see footnote) rlly bad but then we finished the hike out of the campground and got in the car and started on our way home!! on our way back we went to this place called toma burger for lunch (breakfast) and then went home and now im writing this on my phone even though i like to use desktop better

(bonus picture time!!)

here is his cat sitting on my laptop. shes not there anymore shes actually right next to me being rlly cute…. bonus picture#2!!!

this is his cat being super cute!!! anyway since i started on mobile im gonna finish on mobile bc im a #raw #ahh #bihh but this rlly sucked and ill avoid it at all costs in the future

Footnote:

*booty beatles: when it’s really hot out and the inside of your butt crack is itching because of all the sweat and rubbing and walking. kinda like swamp ass but less vulgar and without the negative connotation

“it is so hot right now i have booty beatles”

“booty beatles in the city today”

“why are you walking like you have booty beatles”

“hey can we stop at a bathroom? i have booty beatles i need to dry wipe” i have never done this one