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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
will byers stan first human second
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
DEAR READER
noise dept.
dirt enthusiast
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Kiana Khansmith
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Egypt
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Taiwan
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
@kuchipark
everyone is always yelling about how i need to drink more water, drink more water to what? pee it all out again?? uhm, no thanks. to me, that sounds like a huge waste of water, but I’m glad you’re all comfortable peeing your way through our earth’s water resource, you bunch of wasteful fuckers. sorry for caring about the environment, i guess
Drunk Stan Marsh when Kyle’s trying to make him hydrate
THIS!!!!!! I mean, I was just blabbering while sitting on the toilet but THIS!!!
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i can’t stop writing, like i can’t stop. all i’ve been thinking about, all day, every day is my fanfic. and even when im tired and can’t form proper sentences anymore, i don’t want to stop. what kind of flow state have i entered?????
one of my armpits has just… stopped growing hair. like, completely giving up on it? how does that work? why has it done this? i already barely grow armpit hair, but i think it’s cruel that the gods have decided for me that i’m just… never gonna be able to have symmetrical arm hair braids. cruel and rude
the boys
coming to a lame colorado town near you soon: these two hideous towns ch 7 has been released into the wild
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Question. In the Harry Potter universe, if you were to be a half inch away from death, and just so happened to stumble across unicorn blood (no unicorn in sight, but in a puddle on the ground or on a tree) and you drank it to save yourself, would you still be cursed? You didn’t slay the animal, or hurt it. You didn’t even touch the animal, just the blood that you happened to stumble across. I know this is extremely unlikely, since nobody in their right mind would kill a unicorn, but what if? Could you be saved by unicorn blood without having to suffer the consequences, or is the lone act of using the unicorn blood to save yourself seen as just as bad? Or is there no distinction between how or why, and is that just the effect of the unicorn blood, with the assumption that anyone who drinks it must’ve hurt the animal?
jesus: ##############
judas: lol i don’t speak tags
stop putting words in my mouth and start putting dick in my mouth
submissive beast
submitster beast
submisser bearst
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Men have never had to pluck their bikini line and it shows. Hashtag patriarchy, amirite
I love my new phone but the fact that all my emails that I had spent hours deleting, sorting through, and making sure they were all marked read, have reset really fucking hurt, man. Why do I have to sort through 7000 emails I’ve already sorted through AGAIN. I… can’t do it…. I… I really can’t…..
“also, pls stop referring to sex as the moment supreme”
- actual words that came out of my mouth today.
"That's so fetch!"
the tda trio that carried the whole season
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i’m the man in every relationship. even the ones i’m not in.
okay so my life has been a mess and i have not been getting out of bed or taking my medication which is a HUGE waste because the weather has been so nice and i haven’t actually gotten to enjoy it, but today i am CLEANING MY ROOM. YES LADLES AND GENITALMEN. I AM DOING IT!!! here’s to getting my life back
