shslmemesquad:
ku-xn:
“Petty pick pocketing? Pfft, come back to me when you when you break into a rich guys house, drink all of his wine, then leave with all his fortune.” Chiyoko what the fuck.
“Pfft- I’ve lost count of how many times I broke inta someone’s house! Except I don’.. really drink. I’ve got m’reasons for that, though. Y’shoulda seen my almost choke a girl t’death! Until her friend had t’show up n’ruin everythin’.”
“Aw shit. Dude that’s why you never choke someone out in public. You gotta find a secluded place. Like maybe a cellar, those usually work well. If you’re gonna choke someone to death, you gotta do it in a way that won’t get you arrested!”
“Also I got you, I got you. I like drinkin’ and smoking, but I respect people who don’t.”
