In light of our first modern pandemic, I propose we start a new fashion trend, drawing inspiration from a timeless classic:
Retro Plague Doctor
Mask covers nose, mouth AND eyes, minimizing the risk of transmission via droplets
Long stick for turning on light switches, pressing elevator buttons, etc without sharing hand germs.
Fanny pack for storing hand sanitizer, essential oils, phone, wallet, talisman of choice to ward off evil spirits
All black leather for a classy, sexy look, or switch up colors and materials to stand out
Additionally, I propose hand shakes be replaced with a friendly tap of sticks or affectionate beak touching to avoid skin-to-skin contact.
Classic. Sexy. Unmatched thru the tests of time. Iconic. The choice is clear: welcome the new era of fashion.
