Figuring It Out

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

this is why y’all are in therapy

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

Yougattalissen

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

THE BEEPS OF JOY

This woman tamed the deadliest animal on the planet…

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now