len'alas lath'din

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

The Scout from TF2 is real and there are two of them on earth right now

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

My mine has literally NEVER gone to cars.

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications

Why can’t you be happy for me