For The Hope Of It All

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

he's a one man security team. he's a drum major. he's the world's greatest event planner. he's an immersive theatre girly. he's doing award show jokes with an evil robot. he's trapped in a bathroom getting smacked with a trombone. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he?

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

Ready to go back to Netherfield, this 3 day break has been DIABOLICAL!!!!!

if i die feel free to never move on and let it haunt you forever. it's what i would have wanted

Came back to tumblr just so I could speak my truth in peace and say this is giving MORE SUNSET THAN KANSAS CITY CHIEFS OKAY????????

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

in a parasocial relationship with the 5,200 year old corpse otzi the iceman