pun intended. always.

AS: Apparently at the airport they have bins for you to throw out your weed before you take a flight leaving Canada.

AK: *tryna fit pizza into her purse*

AK: *removes her keys to make space*

MZ: I don't like wearing watches. I don't like how they feel on my wrist. Too much resistance

RJ: MM's in Amsterdam, AL's in Florida, JK's in Mexico, SN's at the cottage... So most of the MT* is out this week

me: ah so it's eMpTy

TB: *toasting bread in a frying pan*

me: Dya use that pan only for toasting bread now? Is it your bread pan?

TB: .... Yes?

AS: I wonder if we'll ever get to the point where everything is wireless. It'd be so worrying for things like life support machines

CN: Yeah imagine someone hacking your life support machine that's on WiFi

*discussing options for analytics training*

CN: I'd prefer to learn Python, but I see the value in learning R. I just hate R though

*discussing a potluck at work for the Lunar New Year*

MN: Vietnamese people go vegetarian for New Year

CN: I'm sometimes in the Origami Club at school

*during a white elephant gift exchange*

MP: *opens a gift that turns out to be a calendar with a different cat for every day*

*at the zoo*

VH: ohh I wanna climb into that tunnel but I think it's for kids

me: just do it. I think it's big enough for you

VH: I'M NOT GOING TO PANDER TO YOUR REQUESTS

CN: I can't either. 😢 I use it over text only 😢

AD: LB requested a Christmas song every 5 songs, there's jazz, there's rap, there's Christmas rap..

Everyone: *immediately starts posting pictures*

Everyone: *gets more and more excessive with the emoji reactions*

RJ: these reactions are out of hand

RS: Everything is a competition.

JK: That's rough. But I guess that's life

*the tree in the backyard is dead*

Mum: We should build a treehouse in the tree!

me: 😒 Treehouse or a liability house

Dad: Yeah, what if your future grandchild falls outta that treehouse. You'll have such a headache