Keep Your Bad Vibes Out Of My Cornflakes

You can lie when you name things

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0p0rz4n0mo

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace