trolley problem except one track has elon musk tied to it and the other has jeff bezos and there’s only one trolley

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is

#oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via)

HOW IS THAT BETTER (I’m still having a stroke)