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I dont know what I am but I dont want to be this

BITE BITE MALICE VIOLENCE BITE

if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf

*Pretends to understand things*

baby boy you are so cringe i want u

Fuck zodiac signs what's the first (non- spinoff) pokemon game you remember ever playing and what starter did you choose

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

"boo hoo she stole the diamonds/killed a man" yeah, and? maybe he deserved it. the diamonds look great w her outfit. you just hate to see a girlboss winning