just thoughts, no vibes

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

good music should beat the shit out of you

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

person (non-practicing)

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg