I am NOT making an au for this, but like... imagine if Yellow and Brown were the imps. They'd be cooking up the dead crewmates and feeding them to the living. Also Yellow would start wearing gloves JUST to put salt of their food because they still got the cook in em damnit-
Idea 2 add onto this
they start doing the gloves shinanigens after the first death, cus it would be weird that the duo of chefs who like. Never wore gloves suddenly started doing it cus orange never jumped them on wearing gloves and they would probably be caught up on the fda stuff
but after the first death they can use the excuse of “well. Blue found weird pink goop on the body and neither of us think that would be good to eat. So. Safety measures.”
“Mystery pink goop isn’t approved for consumption by our union.”
and so the reveal of “oh shit alien’s HATEEEE salt” could be someone alive going “wait. Hold on. There was no fucking salt on the pizza at the “we’re not dead!” Party!! And that’s when the ore hatched and the first death happened!! And then they added salt after with the gloves n stuff and we like didn’t notice!!!!”
unsure if the death order changes a lot or a little in this senario so trying to keep the stuff not mentioning one among us creature in spesific ….. ouhhh wait what if imp yellow and brown tag team at the final confrontation…..
idk randomly started thinking bout this post(peak btw) it’s 1:30 am ish going to bed sorry if bits make no sence we will clarify in the morning if needed













