lacey

When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

“music doesn’t do anything!!” say what you want but it’s done a lot more for me than you ever will

im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!

tbh i just want someone i could cuddle with all night long watching old disney movies 

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

Date a boy who sends you weird pictures at 3 am with the caption “that’s u”

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.