hi my name is dave strider and call out post for @krankikarkitty :
almost bit my ear off once bc he saw someone nibbling someones ear in a movie
could probably poison me
too cute for his own good evil fishboy who would steal my cape constantly deSPITE HAVING HIS OWN
dude dont act like you never ranted about me to kanaya i heard that shit
would probably look amazing in a wedding dress
related our relationship(?) to so many fuckin rom coms i swear to god karks
karkatfish
hi my names karkat vantas and call out post forΒ @knightof-time
wouldnt let me steal his cape
wouldnt let me steal his cape
probably stole my cape in retaliation but jokes on you i still have yours
shut ur mouth and watch the fuckin rom coms david
probably unironically liked shrek
hella cuteΒ
would have let him break my spine
barbie princess games
hell yeah youre right about me unironically liking shrek
dude those movies are LEGENDARY
and barbie princess games were cool and all but also consider that hello kitty was a hella kitty
disney princess games rein supreme though
also fuck you gimmie my cape
its my fucking cape now dave
fine ill just eat your rom coms
yeah u read that right
lov the cronch
eat all the rom coms you want i still have your fucking cape
what if i eat your face
except instead of eating
i just smooch
i dont object to this new idea
