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rytlock becomes a stronger character when you remember his whole family hates him because he won’t stop obsessing over his cool sword. crecia liked him enough to at least throw him a crumb of púss but when sohothin dropped he ran towards it with such speed that he forgot he was meant to love his children and by the time he figures out ‘wait, that’s not healthy’ its been twenty two years. it makes the trials he puts rox through to join his warband even funnier. rolls up to the stone band like ‘you’ll never guess how i bullied my half-sister until she cried’ and every single one of his brothers and sisters goes ‘brimstone hand on heart we hoped you had fucking died out there’ 

god i got a new springer skin yesterday and when you see what i dyed it you will. you WILL want to slap me

just realized most people in elona probably haven’t seen a whole lot of norn before skfkdj

norn commander rolls up and everyone’s just like damn this bitch has been drinking their milk

bangar ruinbringer will tear charr civilization to bits from the inside and say ‘can’t help being a gemini!’ 

rytlock attempting to finally end the ascalonian ghost curse and fucking up so bad that not only does he get stuck in hell he ends up The World’s Most Haunted Man is a catastrophic L and an untapped well of comic potential

He’s at it again

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

IT’S OCTOBER AND HE’S BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN