stilltryingtofigureoutwhattodohere

I once ran away from the god of fear / And he chained me to despair, yeah!

An ant rolls a small diamond up to you, followed by a dozen more ants bearing a note. It says “We’re at war. Need mercenaries. 50 more like this for your help.”

The actual war, between two sentient ant colonies, is not very dangerous.* The real mission is the harrowing journey through miles of wilderness to the nest of your employers. Will you risk the lives of your ant guides by having them follow the scent trail home? Or become lost in the woods as you look for tiny landmarks?

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

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