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@kraekns
oh ! when is a monster not a monster ? when you love it !
#KRAEKNS . independent . private . mutual - only , EDWARD TEACH (BLACKBEARD) of Our Flag Means Death .
a study in : the struggle between identity and self , the weight of perception , mental illness , betrayal , overwhelming love , self - destruction , rebirth in the name of tragedy .
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* DIABLRIES . an independent , private , & selective portrayal of marvel's loki laufeyson . primarily influenced by disney's loki series , heavily influenced by personal headcanon & mythology . est . november 2023 . conjured by ziggy .
@seadcgs | liked for a lil baby starter !
" listen , m'not sayin' it's a shit idea but . " sentence drifts off , eyes narrowed at the looming figure of first - mate in the door way of captains quarters . they consider getting up , removing themselves from the safe little cocoon of blankets they'd fashioned for themselves atop bed for only a moment before they're sinking further into the mass . " don't see why th'fuck we need to go the republic . we got plenty of supplies . "
@indestructiblelittlefckr | liked for a lil baby starter !
" listen , mate . " words stop and start , a stutter as ed carefully approaches where jim sat upon the deck . each step is intentional , the creak of wood beneath their boots a warning , movement telegraphed to keep flesh unmarred by sharp knives . " no hard feelings , right ? s'water under the fuckin' bridge . "
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@vocesofmd | liked for a lil baby starter !
" s'all so fuckin' boring , mate . " slurred speech slithers from liquor loosened tongue , long fingers caressing the neck of swiftly dissipating bottle almost lovingly as dark gaze fixates upon the setting sun . " day in , day out . all the fuckin' same . forever and ever without end . "
@divinehr | liked for a lil baby starter !
" s'bit shit , isn't it ? " brow quirks with question , bearded visage hiding much of further expression as they linger in the shadows of the ship . the haul of this raid was far from what they were used to , a measly pile of ripened fruit and a few glimmering jewels all there was to show for the blood that stained ed's hands . " fucker's must've dumped the good shit overboard when they saw us comin' . "
hit the heart for a lil baby starter .
* DIABLRIES . an independent , private , & selective portrayal of marvel's loki laufeyson . primarily influenced by disney's loki series , heavily influenced by personal headcanon & mythology . est . november 2023 . conjured by ziggy .
me , blowing kisses into the ether : i miss u ed muse , come back to me baby .
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Ed Teach + wearing a gown
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
prompts for muses who are Little Shits™
for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!
FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.
words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞
actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.
words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞
actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
okay i have like Nothing to do on Ed rn & my muse for them is kinda low atm so ,
FIND ME FUCKING AROUND ON MY NEW LOKI BLOG . ( @diablries )
#DIABLRIES . what you are now is not what you’ve always been, nor is it what you always will be. you are a snake. shed your skin if it no longer serves you. transform into something different. something better.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT. a collection of quotes and scenarios about vampires. change pronouns/names as you see fit. These were all taken from different sources of fiction, both in literature and audiovisual media. all known triggers for vampire media apply (blood, death, murder, gothic horror, obsessive love and more).
SENTENCES AND QUOTES. change pronouns and names, locations as you see fit.
"I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire."
“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.”
"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age."
"How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful and magical?”
"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"
"The blood is the life!"
"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It's a rule."
“When people see good, they expect good. I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.”
“Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak.”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.”
"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret."
“I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control.”
"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be."
"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger."
"Sometimes the world turns good people into bad people."
"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead."
"Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves."
"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."
"Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it."
"You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again."
“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you’re gonna get through it; that you’re strong enough.”
“You’d be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.”
“I wanna rip into your skin. And I wanna feed on your blood. Under your skin.”
“I just want one taste. That''s all I need. I just want one taste.”
“There’s the briefest of moments before we kill, where we literally hold their life in our hands and then rip it away, and we’re left with nothing.”
“Do you know the secret to immortality?”
“The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent.”
“He was my mentor, my murderer, my maker.”
“When was the last time you drank blood?”
“Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? One day that craving is gonna grow.”
“That's cause you took my life! I got nothing. I lost everything. I lost my brother. I lost my family. About to lose the last fucking thing I care about.”
“And then I watched you pull over and drain a dog. And run down an alleyway for two more rats. This is not a life!”
“Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon.”
“What does this taste like to you?”
“There is one thing about being a vampire that I must fear above all else, and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness. The void.”
“Vampires are killers. Apex predators whose all-seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. The ability to see a human life in its entirety.”
“Don’t underestimate the allure of the darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.”
“End of the day, human life is just a means to an end. Our means to our end.”
“A mutual law of nature is the strong always take from the weak.”
“It’s better to have a flawed life lived than wasted rotting away in clay.”
“Hatred, a pure and perfect hatred that’s greater now than the day I first took your life.”
“A thousand years of history isn’t going to write itself.”
“I can’t be killed.”
“I’m the monster lesser monsters fear.”
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"You don't know what you are asking of me. To drink from you."
"You need blood, take it."
"To walk with me you must die to your breathing life, and be reborn to mine."
"I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise."
"You loved me once, you will love me again."
"I made him. Did you know that?"
"I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine."
"What did you think was gonna happen? She would look at you, see your real face and give you a kiss?"
"I could swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift. You just have to ask me for it."
"Vampyrism is, by definition, an afterlife."
"I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not."
"A man damaged by his demons and those demons are not dormant, they are hell-bent on killing me and everything I find beautiful. And you, you are beautiful."
"You are stronger now. Meaner. Sexier."
"They are like vampire royalty. The oldest among us."
"He is the original hybrid. Half vampire, half werewolf."
"We both know I could snap your neck and do my nails at the same time."
“Viktor. The oldest and strongest of us. That night, he made me a Vampire. "
"Stop fighting who you are."
"I'll tell you what I know about death, Camille. Death dances silently in everyone's shadow, and she doesn't give a damn."
"Turns out, I have complicated feelings for a monster."
ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. Add a +reverse for the inverse action. Change names as you see fit.
[YOU ARE NOT HUMAN]: sender figured out receiver is a vampire and confronts them.
[FEEDING HOUR]: receiver finds sender feeding on someone's blood.
[WHEN IS A MONSTER NOT A MONSTER]: sender touches receiver's vampire face, showing they are not afraid.
[YOU NEED TO]: sender offers their blood to receiver.
[ECHOES OF THE PAST]: receiver is a doppelganger/looks like a person the sender knew in the past.
[DEATH AND THE MAIDEN]: receiver and sender can't be together as one is immortal and the other is a vampire.
[MY MAKER, MY LOVER]: sender is receiver's sire and they reunite after centuries after.
[BOND]: receiver is senders fledgling and sender can feel them.
[ELIXIR]: receiver is hurt and sender, a vampire, feeds them their blood.
[SHARING]: sender tempts receiver to share a meal of blood.
[HUNTING THE HUNTER]: sender is a vampire hunter, and they found receiver.
[THE INVITATION]: receiver receives an INVITATION to stay at sender's gothic/ancient manor.
[DRACULA'S BRIDE]: sender wants receiver to be one of their wives/lovers.
[BLOOD FAMILIAR]: sender is a vampire familiar, a human bloodbag under receiver protection. receiver finds out another vampire had bitten them.
[CRAVING]: sender tasted receiver once and craved them again.
[INVITED]: after bring invited inside, sender shows up at receiver's home.
[LICK]: sender licks receiver's blood remains from their mouth.
[LAST RESORT]: receiver has to turn sender into vampire because they are dying. sender wakes up in transition.
[ANCHOR]: sender calms receiver down after receiver went on a bloodlust spree. sender reminds them their humanity.
[RIVAL COVENS]: sender and receiver are from rival vampire covens and they talk in neutral ground.
[HUMANITY]: sender is human and because of them, receiver is starting to feel humanity again.
[I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE]: receiver is guiding sender through the early stages of vampirism.
[RIVAL SPECIES]: sender is a werewolf/witch and receiver is a vampire. they fall in love/ally with each other.
[DHAMPIR]: sender is a half human, half vampire who just had their first taste of human blood. receiver finds them.
[REFLECTION]: sender looks in the mirror and finds out that receiver has no reflection.
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though not surprised by ed's eagerness to collapse into his arms, mother is still startled by it - more the unbidden weight of full, drunken relaxation than anything else. still, a warm chuckle wells up in his chest; a freshly manicured hand finds itself tangled in teach's unruly locks, carefully picking out a few stray tangles . " there's a good man . " he says, voice low and appreciative - he loved seeing edward, hated finding their misdeeds on his doorstep the next morning . quickly popping by, no strings attached, meant they hadn't dragged a fresh bounty or new nemesis his way . " you're drunk . " he mutters , lifting a new berry to edward's lips . they may eat without coaxing for now, but mother always felt better setting precident . " good or bad ? i can never figure out the occasion with you . "
shoulders rise , touching the tips of burning ears before falling with a quiet huff , frame slumping further into mother's embrace without care or thought of who may see such neediness from the dread pyrate . head tilts into seeking fingers with a hum , content to allow the tender touch as teeth work around the berry pressed 'gainst wine - stained lips . they chew in silence , considering whether it would be worth it at all to lie and say it had all been for FUN .
" mm , not great , if m'honest . iz's been up my ass about it for days n'i just didn't wanna deal with the nagging anymore . s'kinda funny if i'm drunk so figured why the fuck not , y'know ? " another shrug , ed sniffing loudly as they absentmindedly reach out to pluck another fruit from the tray .
@kraekns (cont)
❝ Oh fuck off. ❞ Izzy whispers against the other's lips, smirking lightly before finally pulling Ed even closer to him for a kiss. He is really fucked, isn't he? It's easy to pretend that this is just a partnership, two friends, coworkers building a legend, when they are Captain and First Mate, when there are people around, when they are doing their job. But when they are kissing, it's impossible for Izzy to ignore how he feels, how Ed has such a dominion over him.
And he wants to whisper I love you, but that's not Izzy, that's not them, no. Their relationship is different, perhaps what is everything for Izzy is nothing for Ed. So he doesn't say it. He won't ever say it, he won't be rejected that way. But it shows, doesn't it? In the way he kisses them, the way Izzy cups their face, the way he holds them close, even after they break the kiss. Tell me this matters to you, as much as it matters to me. Don't make me the fuckin' idiot here, he wants to tell them. ❝ Tonight should be about us. ❞ he tells them instead, realising that he might be a little drunker than he thought, voice a little louder than a whisper as he opens his eyes to look at Ed. ❝ Calypso's birthday or not... stay here... with me. ❞
" i call bullshit . " words muttered into the warm mingling of breath , lips brushing tenderly over the familiar scruff of izzy's beard for mere moments before sinking into the kiss with fervor . like a man drowning draws desperately for each breath of sweet air , lips find purchase upon izzy's with a single - minded dedication to tasting every bit of unexplored flesh they could before being forced to pull away to breathe . fingers grasp tightly at leathers warmed by body heat , digging in with force as ed pulls izzy deeper into the circle of their arms .
perhaps they should stop , take a breath and reflect on decisions probably best made in the sober light of day . . . and yet . the burning heat of a body against their own , the sweet taste of rum from izzy's mouth upon their tongue and the solid feel of a flesh beneath seeking hands pulls them deeper into this stolen moment . ed only separates when lungs protest , taking a deep breath with the faintest of smiles on kiss - bitten lips . " fuck calypso's birthday , y'know they just wanted an excuse to fuck around . "
