Kpop Rants

I have -100 kpop friends and I don't wanna be down bad on main so ya boi made this account literally for this :3 Everything I say is just my opinion so no hands thrown or recieved, thank you <3

(ALSO MY ULT IS WOOZI SO THERE MAY BE AN ABNORMAL AMOUNT OF MY BOI IN HERE <3)

Take me back to debut bro. Like I thought we were back with Gabriella but they sent me back into the hellscape bro. Why they wasting the girls talents on absolute bullshit like this?? The actual lyrical singing parts were good and then they made like a fuckfest of a music video that cuts every 20 seconds for some fucking bit or something then put in that nothing burger chorus. the lyrics were so close to being ok. this feels like someone chose pinterest pics at random and said 'yeah, that's the song'.

This is my wish for the final top 9 now that we're nearing the end. I got mega lucky last time with the only switch out of my top 9 being Ricky and Jay. This is both a guess/wishlist so I've tried to be realistic kekeke. ALSO I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WATCHED ANY OF THE EPISODES, ONLY THE PERFORMANCES (I've been meaning to but like p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n) 1. Lee Sangwon - He's my goat since Trainee A and my goat now. 2. Zhou Anxin - If I could put him in my pocket I would. Gotta have a top 3 from global. 3. Lee Leo - My consistency king, he always pops off no matter what he does. 4. Kim Junseo - I'm officially old because how is an 01 the eldest of my lineup??? I need Junseo to protect his sons from mnet. 5. Kim Geonwoo - They hate my man because he has a rolemodel but he still eats. 6. Hsu Ching Yu - Okay I might be asking for too much here BUT HE'S LITERALLY MY SON. Bro is literally sunshine personified. 7. Kim Junmin - My confident charisma boss. He's been on my list day one dawg and he stayin there. 8. Chuei Li Yu - I think he is pocket sized. I don't know what you mean. 9. He Xinlong - Bro is only this low because he never has any lines but still on my list cause even without them he is one of the most eyecatching on stage. My goat of stage presence.

Okay so I kinda find it funny that I found universe league because of Woongki and Steven but they are not even my top 3 in the group.

BIAS: Han

BIAS WRECKER: JL

MY ACTUAL FROM BIRTH BABY BOY SON: Juwon

I could only watch the youtube clips without subtitles so if something is wack, that is why kekeke. I will not be commenting on trainees secondary performances, only the main ones keke IST Misfit - It was amazingly good! It's giving kick it from last season. Definitely proves that NCT is a good audition song. I think the MVP for me would be Kim Sihwan from this group. Really loved his rap and energy.

MCND Bang Bang Bang - It wasn't bad but it felt boring. I don't think this was the right song for them. As a fan of MCND, I know they are skilled but this just wasn't their best performance. MVP would have to be Song Minjae, his vocals were great and eyecatching.

CUBE Boy In Luv - This was really good! Their energy and vocal stability was great. I remember Yunseo as a baby from LOUD so it's fun to see him all grown up. I actually can't choose an MVP because I think both make up for each other, Na Yunseo with his vocals and sharp dancing, and Kim Jaehyun with charisma and rap.

Kim Geonwoo Sweat - This was really good! I don't understand why people act like it was a bad performance just because he's not Hanbin?? His vocals were great and his dancing was solid. Can't make an MVP because he's solo lmao but it was good!

ChoCo1 Hip - This was so fun! I legit smiled the entire time they did so well. Phenomenal song choice, I love it when boys cover girl groups. MVP has to be Kim Taejo for that rap, best rapper I've seen so far.

FNC If I'm S, can you be my N? - This wasn't as bad as the mnet editing made it seem, it was pretty average. Overall it lacked the energy and skills required for a TWS song (they may seem simple but they are really hard!!!). They would have benefited from doing an easier choreography song. My MVP is Chuei Li Yu because his vocal skills were the better of the two.

GREAT M Candy - This was okay. It was very obvious that both vocals weren't taken into account when picking this song (seriously, who decided they were covering Baekhyun when one of them can't sing it????). Both of them were good at dancing and keeping up appearances (both kept a warm smile on their faces). MVP is Lee Yoonchan because he could actually sing the song.

GYEONGGI Here I am - I couldn't really tell alot about this performance thanks to mnet editing (where the hell are the other two guys??) so I can't really judge this but it seemed average. Definitely still trainees in the learning process. No MVP because I couldn't see half the trainees.

Baek Jaehyeon Chk Chk Boom - He is truly who he is. Respect for completing the entire performance. I think with time his company could train him into a good rapper but he has no vocal or dance skill at all right now. I do love how everyone encouraged him anyway.

WAKEONE Oh mymy: 7s - This was really good! They kept the energy really well throughout their performance. I think the only thing stopping it from being showstopper is a little more vocal training but it was great and stable! It's a little hard to choose an MVP but I'll go with Tatsuki since he stuck out to me.

Kang Woojin Atlantis Princess - This was great! His vocals are amazing! I like that he knows his dancing is average so he doesn't dance beyond his means and focuses on his voice. This performance not only shows off his great vocals but his intelligence when preparing a stage. All in all, wonderful job!

VERIVERY We Must Love - This was a really enjoyable performance. Of course, as idols already I have a bit higher standards for them so I am a little disappointed in their vocal inconsistencies (ofc I could never do better on my best days lmao). Otherwise it was great! Really eye catching and their dance is great! MVP is Jo Gyehyeon even though he lacks the stage presence of Yoo Kangmin, he was the best skilled imo.

GRID No Doubt - That was amazing! My favourite performance so far, even with Lee Sangwon cursing after losing his shoes kekeke (REMEMBER TO DOUBLE TIE YOUR SHOELACES GUYS) Anyway this was a wonderful performance and I'm not surprised from ex-Trainee A members. MVP for them was Lee Leo for his voice and charisma.

Not mnet being so determined to not treat chinese trainees properly that they introduce this bizarre ass concept. Congratulations, you still segregate them and sabotage the chinese trainees because there is no way the company is going to treat both groups fairly (opinion based on the company history with zb1 and mnet in general). One day we'll just get a normal 'look at all the trainees!' without it being segregated by nationality.

HAPPY 10 YEARS TO MY BOYS!!!! Seventeen are my ults and will be my ults until the sun dies!!!! Here's to another 10 years! (Or whenever you retire, boys, take care of yourselves :D)

I watched their MV and wait 'what a minute, is that Jingxiang and Yeojun from Boys Planet?' only to find out that project 7 even exists :sobs:

So ofc I had to binge the whole thing and when I tell you I immediately snatched Kenshin as my bias, I saw bro's audition and went 'yep, that's my son'!!!

Really loved a lot of the trainees on the show! I loved Sumin from back in his produce era so I was glad to see him again after peaktime. But it's so crazy to me that I found the show AFTER the debut kekekek.

I really love all the members! Gotta say Kyoungbae and Minwook are def my bias wreckers. I'm telling you I sobbed when Minwook read his Mom's letter at the end of project 7 because Bae173 just breaks my heart :sobs:

I kinda love that it's not like an over emotional piece. Just some 'yeah, we ballin but yall know that' type shit. The references? The nostalgia? Woozi's melodic raps contrasted with Hoshi's growling raps? The fucking geonbae part at the end murders me. Woozi vocals slap every day all day. I love the character Hoshi puts into his rap, like the way he emphasizes words is so unique.

ALSO I KNOW IT'S A DUO THING BUT THEY WERE LIKE 3 CENTIMETERS APART FOR THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING. LIKE BRO TAKE A STEP BACK. MY HEART.

The dance is what I'm most pumped for. I fucking need this choreography video. It looks so fucking sick. Like Woozi is the loml and Hoshi is the main dancer so of course they are my two favourite dancers in Seventeen. And now they get to pop off.

LET'S FUCKING GO???? MY BOISSSSSS!!!!

I LOVE WOOZI LIKE WE GOTTA DRINK WATER TO SURVIVE

HOSHI MY GOAT