snafu

In this world, Gregor woke up having turned into a man.

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

see she gets it

every year i'm on this site the color of the sky gets weirder

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board