tainted love [eurobeat remix]

saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

*punches you in the chest*

*punches you in the chest*

*punches you in the chest*

*punches you in the chest*

this post is like getting punched in the chest 4 times in a row

u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal

How wonderful, to live in a world full of creatures waiting to be petted

Men, despite dominating STEM fields, demonstrating that they do not even have a basic grasp on math.

NOT ALL STEM FIELDS

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

hey wtf just found out that  the guys in the anime shows arent real

source?

https://www.google.com/search?q=anime+is+just+cartoons

used to follow someone who was kin w the sun. not a sun deity but the literal sun. sometimes i wonder how theyre doing

tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp

tickle tickle tickle!

*taps my kingly scepter on the ground* bring out my mutuals. I wish to see them. *a vassal brings in a huge bag and dumps hundreds of frogs onto the ground*

Can I be honest....

I so hate to be controlled

WayV?

WayV :)

i should have known better than to be mentally ill in high school