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THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

image description: an anime woman with long dark hair in a ponytail. She has a speech bubble reading "I do not love my country. I love the people in it an want their needs met." End description

That's the same thing, but go off.

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

reminder this is a trans friendly blog! 🥰💖

having a specific weirdness matched/validated after having spent a couple weeks deliberating whether it made you an irredeemable pervert really is like getting your dick sucked by the universe

Honestly. I've found it a rare few times, but sadly those folk couldn't stick around.

Good hypnosubs should be collared, it really doesn't matter if the collar is in their head or around their neck. And of course, they should never be allowed to take it off, good hypnosubs should always be wearing their collar.

Whether you're referring to a mental collar formed through hypnosis, or a collar that hypnotizes you, you are entirely correct. Both of those would feel wonderful to have around your neck, wouldn't they?

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

John Oliver is leftism for milquetoast middle aged white people, and I mean that with an enormous amount of love and respect

FUCK YES

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.