Jungkook: k_sses and c_ddles

Jungkook: find out what's missing

Jimin: a person to do them with

Jungkook: I like it

Jungkook: I want it...

Jungkook: *looking at jimin with doe eyes* Jimin-ssi 👉👈

Jimin: *holding two bags full of plushies* Jungkook i think these are enough... *complies anyway*

Jungkook: I got it ;)

Jimin: I made a cake once.

Jungkook: Yeah, it was good.

Jimin: Really?

Jimin: Your happiness? I live for that.

Suga: A room? Get one.

Namjoon: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Jungkook?!

Jimin: Wait, why are you asking Jungkook that when Jhope and I are also here?

Jimin: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

V: A realist sees a freight train.

Jungkook: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Jimin: Actually Jungkook, it’s salt.

Jungkook: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Jimin: Uh Jungkook, that would be salt.

Jungkook: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Jimin: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Taehyung.

Jimin: Yeah you

Jungkook: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Jimin: *Yeah, you?

Jimin: Oh haha sorry lol

Jungkook: *dies inside*