Leaf Me Alone!

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

also telling them to “just move” is not useful

move? and go where, bitch? rent is $300 in rural NC

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

actually god is weird about me

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine