" Can You Write My Name In Japanese?"

Collage on Magazine 

" Oh My, You Taught English Where?"

Collage on Magazine

"Would You Like Chopsticks With That?"

Lucky #7

"Wait...which one are you?"

- Co-worker

"Do you work here, or at the Nail Salon next door?"

"Where are you from, but-where-are-you-really-from?"

/ Why are you not satisfied with my first answer?

Gel Pen & Sharpie on Found Image. 

  "Koreans have very puffy cheeks. They have VERY puffy cheeks. Like you like can like pinch them and they will be very puffy. So I can always tell who is Korean and who's not. But between anything else, it's a little bit of a throw off..you know, unless I hear them talk. Chinese just has a different sound then korean, like chinese are like {Shinjaawaa, shin shon waaa?} it's very intonal and based off of the tongue, so its very kinda like roller coaster like, while koreans are like uhh like uhh... { do bataeee yo tactoy}. It's very like wa da da, da da da, da da, da. So like, it's very like beat based. So I can tell and I'm like all right, all right all right. Between Korean and Japanese I have a tough time telling the difference.

As for Koreans and the puffy cheeks, Chinese have a little rounder of a face? Japanese have a pretty kinda like pointed face, you know, they have a pretty defining chin. Like all the japanese people I know have like a really defined kinda jaw line and chin. Where as chinese kinda have a rounder face. But that's just my perception.

You know, your face is very beautiful and it's very Oriental. It's uh, Asiatic. To me, you know, we don't, I don't know anybody who is American or who is born as an occidental who can tell the difference between a Japanese and *the* Chinese. They think they can, but they can't. You guys might, at least the people who were born there, but I've never met anybody of my racial background that can tell the difference. 

Yellow: What makes you attracted to them?

Fever: It hasn't been my whole life, just like the last .. maybe... 7 years?

Yellow: Yeah, why?

Fever: I don't know, I got hooked. I don't know what it is I just like.. I just got hooked. You know what I mean. I've been with more than a few. I mean not tons, but...

Yellow: How many Asian girls have you been with?

Fever: Hooked up with....or been with... maybe 8 or 9?

Yellow: Oh Woww

Fever: I'm not young, you know that.

Yellow: (He approached me; I've been told I look 15). Wow, how do you find them?