feral love

I’ve gotten hints that you were odd, though I don’t know more.

Did they tell you that I killed people for fun?

Slenderman, yes! Dude, you do. Wow.

I take great pride in it.

What? No way. I’d remember your face.

I prefer slenderman.

Whatever you say.

Freya, Gunnar, and Steven didn't tell you about my human life, did they?

Who says you can’t have fun and not be lonely? We’ve done plenty of all three of those.

I think you're missing the point, I'm not lonely.  I don't like people enough to be lonely.

I know you!

...I think you were a year or two behind me in school.

How lonely are you, Kohl? Everyone’s over here, finding love and playing family, and you were off doing..what exactly? I won’t tell you what I heard, though it was nothing nice.

I've been doing what I do best: feeding, fucking, and fighting.

I seem to be lacking in the immortality department, unfortunately.

That can be easily fixed.

Stick around, Kohl. I’ve surprised the others. Perhaps you’ll learn a new trick or two too.

All I've learned is that Gunnar truly does have a horrible taste in women.

I’m sure that works well for you. I’ve tried that and it doesn’t work for me.

Hard to perfect it in one lifetime.

I just have experience toying with those “above” me.

It's really adorable that you think that.

Exactly. Set the bar so low you aren’t disappointed but also so that you can be mildly happy and somewhat surprised when good things do happen.

Or you could just get rid of the bar completely and forget about other people completely--That's what I do.

I’ve been messing with big bads long before I met him.

What, the hundred or so years you've been alive?  That's nothing.  And said big bads are nothing compared to us, surely you can't be that dumb to think that they are?