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What if “jerma” is plural and the correct singular is “jermus”

Idk why but I’m becoming like a weeb but for Poland instead of Japan. I’m learning the language and I have the urge to make żurek and kompot. I think my Polish ancestors are giving me signals from beyond death guys help

The phrase “lickety split” is so confusing. None of those words have anything to do with speed it’s just bullshit

Guys I discovered you can make your urethra swallow! Try it!

I feel like I don’t exist. I feel like I’m outside my body, controlling it from far away. Like Avatar. I think I might be an alien in a human mechsuit. Because sometimes I look in the mirror and my first thought is “who is that”. And often it’s like I am seeing this life through VR goggles. As if there were something more real than this.

Hey autistic fellows. Just to be clear, we all remember getting held by your shoulders and dragged out of a classroom by two people in orange suits and being thrown into a small room with harsh lighting and brick walls like you were some sort of dangerous creature? Right? I was a 10 year old why the fuck did they do that

Weirdmaxxing at the cafeteria so nobody sits down and talks to me (I can’t fucking talk and eat at the same time)

I manage my fears of mind reading by manifesting huge amounts of apathy about what other people think of me. If someone is reading my thoughts then they’re gonna be reading a lot of smut and that’s not my problem