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@koboldbartender08
[PROJECT: SKYFALL]
- Access Granted: Welcome, [Commander "Stardust"] - Please select a file... - [FOLDER SELECTED] - Opening all [FILES] under [SKYFALL]
-Opening attached [RECORDING] -Date: [xxxx/xx/xx] -"..." -"Kip-Kic Cirrus, his files are under 'Skyfall,' I'd admit, it was rather a cruel sense of humor."
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[request for averyjoyfulindividual] [character is NOT kip, itโs covers-the-bodycams (she/her]
please send me your character in my ask box. I want to doodle and play around with artstyles
Oh my god damn god... kobold real?
[real]
Gonna stick a sticky note to kip's back that just reads
"Do not the kobold.
Or do, im a note, not your dad"
"Do not the kobold."
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[by the wayโฆ]
I remember a year back, you mentioned a trick about putting ice in every drink... yet, a lot of bartenders I see don't even have THAT down! So, do you have any more tips for how to run the bar in a more... thoughtful and engaging way, like that? It's hard to keep customers when you're a maintenance bar, especially when you gotta watch the amount of liquid you're using!
[going to answer this out of character because kip is NOT smart enough to do any of this.]
[-with ice, my usual go to is make it one third ratio, however, you can do the one half ratio and still get the metamorphic drink of your choice, you just need to add your drink of choice last!!!]
[-handheld mixers, they are so so so good. get science or cargo to print a bucket for you, or get the supplies yourself, it will save a lot of liquids when you are making more complicated drinks. I usually keep mixed drinks used in other recipes in there (triple citrus)]
[-round start, get all special alcohol in vendor into your dispenser, and make a bar cabinet to store all your glasses to save time in the future, I find the vender a bit slow to operate personally especially when you need like multiple things]
[-beer googles enables you to throw certain drinks without spilling. any metamorphic glasses will always be thrown as a prefect slide, but certain drinks in their original bottles might not. itโs a very cool thing to do if you donโt mind the look of the beer googles. (the main function of it is to tell peopleโs thirst level but I digress you always need a drink]
[-you will get used to the conversion math eventually, probably through cargo bounties, have fun and good luck. (10x6=60, 15x6=90)]
[-renovate!! itโs fun an easy way to attract people]
[-a wet rag, empty glass, clear button on a dispenser and patience can get you through most spills]
[hope this helps!!]
[Been having fun with playing more syndi/traitor kip recently]
Hi Kip-Kic, this is Missy Clyde from NT. You're not exactly up to date on your shots. No worries! It happens. But, in the interest of keeping the station disease-free, I'm going to need you to fill out that form I just faxed over so you can get vaccinated.
Huh, neat, guess Kip's immune to the mansus' eldrich enticement due to his illiteracy. On another note, has Kip as a bartender ever actually used the bar's shotgun, or does he not trust himself with it to even try it?
[He doesn't understand firearms, he doesn't remember them. He likes picking up bullet casings because they are shiny.]
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meow
"MEOWW!!!"
[Some clothing design doodles with kip]
I wonder what would happen if kip happened to find a certain eldrich codex that was still un-bonded to someone...
"BIIIG book...."
[he doesn't know how to read and is drawing a nice picture of nature instead]
Screw tossing kip into the SM, im tossing him into the nuclear reactor without giving him a radsuit
[tw//gore]
๐ ๐๐ฑ ๐๐ก๐ธ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฑ๐ดโฎพโ โฎฝ๐ด ๐โฎพโ๐ ๐๐ขโฎฝ๐ด ๐ ๐โฎฟ๐ โ๐ ๐กโฎฝ๐ ๐กโโฎฝ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ฑ๐โฎพ๐
When the curtain close. Do I get to go home? [What would Kip sees if cosmic cultists used the astral projection ability on him? What would be enough to turn him to their side?]
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A mime approaches you.
He holds a finger up and grabs something from his pockets, and then, as he takes something out, a blinding light comes off!
You have been flashed! Nothing happened...? You have been flashed. For fun!!
The mime lets out a silent giggle, then places an invisible wall between you and him before flying away.
"WAAAAAA WAAAAAA!!! OUWIE. EYETH CANT THEE" The silence of the giggle is contrasted by the WAILING. OF THE CHILD. Is it fun? Mayhapes
"Hii!! Want sssee wat Wearsss can do?"
*explodes into 3 kobolds and scrambles away screaming*
[he's trying his best to replicate the trick]
