Jones!

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emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse

my order came wrong at breakfast but it was just a matter of getting pancakes instead of the crepes i wanted and everything else was the same so i was like pancakes are fine yay ill eat pancakes! and then the waitress came back and was like YOU ORDERED CREPES and gave me my whole order of crepes on top of the pancakes. long story short im fat and round and rolling around like a beach ball moaning

re the ocelot guntwirling thing. everyone says oh if it were me i would have shot him. no one stops to think that it wasnt them there it was naked snake. and if anyone would just stand there and watch the whole thing its him

That's it. No more depending on other countries. The USA must become the Banana Republic (voice speaks fast in my earpiece) I have just now learned terrible things about Guatemala

the thing about berdly hate is that ultimately he's still, like, a child??? like idk maybe its cuz i had a berdly phase when i was in high school but i think the game understands that he has room to grow and change and the fandom should to. you girls are beefing with a 15 year old.